Me: So not only do one of you say the truth, one says only lies, and the last says either randomly, but you both only say it in norp and zark, and I have. I clue which means yes and which means no?
The utterly confusing trio of aliens:
BREAKING: Tim Walz has been spotted hanging out with a "bad piggy" from the famous "Angry Birds" series of video games and movies. Does this man really have America's best interests at heart? Or does he just want to steal our precious eggs?
*me talking with my work friend*
Him: yeah my son has only been eating meatballs recently, we started calling him the meatball maniac
*me trying to conjure a hyper dimensional meatball monster of pure evil* and you said his birthday was pretty soon?
Should let you know my unabomber hut flooded and now I’m currently looking for a new place to stay if anyone is willing to let me sleep on their magic couch just lmk
Did you know the show dexter was based on my true story? Except the show took a lot of creative liberties and they made it less about me finding lizards and bugs off the ground and eating them
If you're seeing the news about Donald Trump's guilty verdict, you might be wondering: what does this mean for his campaign? What does it mean for the 2024 election?
Luckily there is an easy answer to your questions! He will be fed to the Pit Beast 😥