Brian

probably not financial, legal, or medical advice.

[ESPN @espn]

WHAT A COMEBACK‼️

@TexasTechMBB’s 23-point rally is tied for the largest against a ranked team in the last decade!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Damn Jerry

[Brian @supercrepus]

batman died :-(

[Brian @supercrepus]

@ngdsmall Don’t need to win to get you a new car. There’s a new blue onda ivic waiting for you when you get back. Well kinda blue. Blue with a weird white stripe…

[Brian @supercrepus]

I’d like to thank all the economist warning me how much taxes id have to pay if I won. Let’s not get a head of ourselves now…

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

pray for us ain't nothing wrong we just gotta go to ohio

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

If you're freaking out because Joe Biden is pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession, I know just the thing to help you chill.

[Brian @supercrepus]

And anyone else that took giants -1

[Deadass Sports @DeadassSports]

This guys is straight up not having a good time. #football #Giants #Cowboys

[Brian @supercrepus]

Lol

[David Hoang @davidhoang]

Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.

[Brian @supercrepus]

I’ve never been more tempted

[Bloomberg @business]

The so-called “sleepy chicken” trend involves cooking chicken breasts, marinated in NyQuil, in a pan. That can have serious health consequences, the FDA warns https://t.co/b4ZftsCznK

[Brian @supercrepus]

I’m not gonna tell you which govt agencies you should or shouldn’t threaten, but the fbi probably isn’t one of the ones you should threaten.

[Brian @supercrepus]

Just saving this for later

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Everyone says the first thing you should do if you win the Mega Millions is hire a lawyer. I am a lawyer. I will be your lottery lawyer. I have no idea what to do but we gonna have a good time.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[edward sharpe voice] alabama, arkansas. to the window, to the wall

[Brian @supercrepus]

Well sunday night right before bedtime, time for the usual burst of motivation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Brian @supercrepus]

@sarahbellumPA What’s that have to do with cooking school?!?

[Brian @supercrepus]

Pretty sure I walked into the break room while someone was explaining the concepts of a “sovereign citizen” or something similar… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Robert Ball 🇺🇸 @rball490]

@kevinchoke

[Brian @supercrepus]

New business idea: wedding / catering / general use venue. Called “your mom’s house”

[Brian @supercrepus]

@alextopmoose Naw, I’m just gonna look at boat rentals. Or find better friends lol

[Brian @supercrepus]

I really need to get better friends, like friends with boats.