THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED
EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH
Dating someone who doesnt love you and then dating someone who does is like exiting the hyperbaric torture chamber and hopping into 2 trillion thread count sateen sheets. Like why did i not do this shit sooner
straight person: i’m straight
society: ok
gay person: i’m gay
society: ok
your gay friend who likes the washington capitals that you try to ignore: they traded nic dowd and john carlson
“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked the hivemind and they said hello carol this is a recording at the tone you can leave a message to request anything you might need we’ll do our best to provide it our feelings for you haven’t changed carol but afte
i feel it’s very important to point out that the english subtitles are slightly different and what manousos actually said was “carol sturka, do you want to save the world or do you want to save YOUR girl?”