David Haenni

Aspiring Web Developer and Java Developer. Star Wars and Stand Up Comedy nerd. Army veteran, and liberal. Hoping to make you laugh while I make you smarter!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

Whatever you do, please don’t RT this video of Trump attacking anyone and everyone who “pleads the fifth.” His supporters might see it — and it might ruin their day!

[David Haenni @superdave413]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders announces she wants to shoot fetuses with assault rifles!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom."

Um.

[David Haenni @superdave413]

I hacked the capitalist system with @meetcleo and now I'm in the running for $500 #moneyhacker https://t.co/nVP6ynUGvH

[David Haenni @superdave413]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Good For You: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! @WhitneyCummings @goodforyoupod #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/LbapFFhLHk

[David Haenni @superdave413]

We need to raise $1500 ASAP to repair our only car & cover medical & Uber costs. Have cashapp venmo zelle gpay as well! Please retweet!
#Cancer #CANCERSUCKS #breastcancer #survivor #gofundme #gofundmehelp #fightlikeagirl #standup2cancer #donate #help
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[David Haenni @superdave413]

@itsvedatime AEW! @TonyKhan please make this happen!

[David Haenni @superdave413]

@House_Rage @ToBeMiro @TheJimCornette Called Penelope "Kip's slutty girlfriend"

[David Haenni @superdave413]

@AEWonTNT @RealWardlow @The_MJF @Perfec10n @DaxFTR @CashWheelerFTR The Cool Haircut Bros

[David Haenni @superdave413]

Trump is out there grabbing states like he grabs women, illegally and without their consent #Elections2020 #ElectionResults2020 #DictatorTrump #cheating #election

[David Haenni @superdave413]

#NightmareSky

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#Creed4G4

[Renee Paquette @ReneePaquette]

Come on man, this is such a no brainer! Hire the man already #Creed4G4

[David Haenni @superdave413]

This is the way. #TrumpVirus #TrumpVirusCatastrophe #TrumpVirusKills145K

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

1. Alan Dershowitz melted down on Twitter.
2. Bill Barr tried his best to fire Geoffrey Berman, U.S. Attorney for the SDNY.
3. That SDNY arrested Ghislaine Maxwell, who knows everything about Jeffrey Epstein, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Barr, and Donald Trump.

Remarkable coincidences.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

GIMME AN OL’ RE-TWEET if you’re excited that my #BROKENBrilliance is ALL ELITE...

And you’re ready to see the MAGIC of the #BROKEN Universe & #HouseHardy in @AEWrestling.

[John Brown Action Committee @nomorecolonies]

Here’s Donald Trump admitting to cutting the Pandemic team to “save money” on TV. Retweet...

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I just noticed that #TrumpSlump is trending. Because apparently, if you tweet #tRumpSlump, and more folks tweet #tRumpSlump, then the #tRumpSlump starts to trend.

Be a real shame if Donnie Dollhands wakes up to see #tRumpSlump still trending.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

- Donate $50 or more and receive 2 tickets for the Wed, March 4th #AEWDynamite in Denver, CO
https://t.co/HatN5GNAAz
- 20% of proceeds from each new Pharaoh shirt sold through March 14.
- #AEW will cover adoption fees at Planned Pethood Int’l for the first two weeks of March.

[David Haenni @superdave413]

Ali is SUPER nervous for her tests and biopsies today! Please send her ALL the love today! @ Nashville, Tennessee https://t.co/CBQsYpkgAd