Joe Robertson

My hearing aid use to have a welsh dragon imprinted on it.....I miss him :(.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@_LawsonClaire @Jack_Libertine thank god my hand is in the way.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar probably could get her done for sexual harassment too.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar pretty sure if she was my supervisor then I could get her done for abusing her employee.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar I still want a continual stream of appreciation tweets from you at least every other day though.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar I thought I had been a good boy this whole time prior, where were my appreciation tweets then??

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar but thanks for the appreciation anyway :).

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar just in case it wasn't apparent and Claire removes my bollocks, that was a joke, I think I know what that tweet is for :).

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar think I know what this is about, Claire is pregnant, nice of her to tell you.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire might have to demote Claire soon if that's the case :/.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire Charlotte what's your address? I wanna send you something.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@_LawsonClaire @whenshewaschar you're in the same goddamn fucking room as each other, why is this conversation public?!

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@_LawsonClaire @whenshewaschar probs because you're retarded?

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@_LawsonClaire @whenshewaschar how me and Charlotte behave around Claire.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire it probably would be, guess I'm gonna have to buy a shotgun then :/.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire don't think she is worth her resale value anymore, might just have to put her down :/.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire sounds like more effort than it's worth, I'll just keep her in a cage instead then.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar @_LawsonClaire yes but I don't want to be having to pick up after her though, would it be better just not to feed her?

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@_LawsonClaire @whenshewaschar so Charlotte what do you do when you take Claire for walks? Do you have to leash her to stop misbehaviour?

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar yep, when I'm with her all she does is check your twitter and I'm left neglected :'(.

[Joe Robertson @superdeafjoe]

@whenshewaschar surprised she hasn't piped in by now, was under the impression she just stalks your twitter and does little else.