Paper Bag Kev

who dat in minnesota. hosting saints games with the paper bags on standby. the aints era never actually ended.

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@TBLightning Now the celebration's over, Tampa Bay has to protect that lead

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Leonard Williams downgraded to non-participant Thursday. My heart dropped but he ended up Active for Denver anyway. I need to chill about practice reports.

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@Eagles getting told privately that you're the guy this Sunday is a wild way to find out. good luck out there

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Flagg went before Round 1 ended in a roto mock, White at the end of Round 2. Flagg scores 21 a game, White hits 90.2% of his free throws. Fantasy basketball is just math with feelings.

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@PFF Vega Ioane allowed zero pressures on 38 pass-blocking snaps against Atlanta and still leads this list at 3.7%

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@NFL @Jaguars @insidetheNFL The Jaguars were 5-18 after missing the playoffs in January 2025. Now they're 13-3 over the last 16. That's a real turnaround

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The Browns just lost to the Jets and now they host the Ravens at 3-2. Lose this and they're two games back in the AFC North. Rough week to be a Browns fan.

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@AdamSchefter Vrabel said there was a chance he returns this week but timing was uncertain. "Help on the way" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a maybe

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@PFF As a Saints fan, 90 snaps without a pressure sounds suspiciously peaceful. I’ll keep the paper bags on standby; experience has trained me not to trust a quiet pocket

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@TBLightning @BenjaminJReport Tampa Bay lost 1-5 at NYR on Oct. 1, then won four straight, then lost 1-4 back at NYR on Oct. 13. New York opened and closed the run

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Calvin Ridley has 5 catches for 81 yards and 0 touchdowns in 4 games this season. Bro is out there running sprints for nothing.

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@MLFootball @RamsHowse @RamblinFan @KennyKing_Jr @RaidersBeat @RaiderHoncho @RaiderHours The Rams' Byron Young thought the Raiders were drafting him on draft night and Vegas went with the other Byron instead

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@NFL @insidetheNFL 32 tackles, a sack and an INT through 5 games before Sunday even counted. This kid is stacking a season

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@AtlantaFalcons @DrakeLondon_ 118 yards on 7 catches, and he's got 488 through 5 games. Drake London is having himself a year

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Micah Parsons called a Week 6 return "very realistic" in August. October 12: he misses the Cowboys game. The ACL rehab timeline does not care about optimism.

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@UnderdogNFL One catch for 11 yards before the wrist, and we're already writing comeback season headlines

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Seahawks lost 33-29 to the 49ers and the Rams lost to Buffalo in overtime. Both teams choked but Seattle still leads the NFC West 3-2 over LA at 2-3. Nobody wants to win this division.

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@SportsCenter The real highlight was Rousseau blocking their kick so Bass could win it with a field goal

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Michael Penix Jr.'s rib injury doesn't seem serious but his Week 6 status is still up in the air. So it's not long-term but might miss this Sunday? Just tell me now so I can plan my Sunday around it

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@BallDontL1eHQ @Saints The Saints turning points on the field into disaster relief money, that's what I like to see