Shaun Hume

I have so much metalwork in my body you could recycle me

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

'Gave it your all" is doing some major heavy lifting

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

💔

You gave it your all, Jordan!

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

'Just man mark him"

As if every manager on the planet including Fergie never thought of trying that. Also Messi scudded Neville's Valencia team 7-0

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

"You're on about Messi!" 😡

An impossible job? Roy and Gary couldn't agree on how to stop Lionel Messi's magic... and where Thomas Tuchel got it wrong. 🇦🇷

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

Wow some people really can't take seeing their country get eliminated from the world cup

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

I speak for me and me alone.

Nobody on here has called out the worst excesses of Englishness in here, nobody. And at England games too.

But if you're Scottish or Irish or Welsh reading this, most English people care about, like you, is food on the table, grafting and being, for now, part of a union of nations.

Me, today, I'm tapped out. Never believed in the union, I believe in an English independent nation that trades with 3 or 4 other neighbours as friends. I love England, I do not love nor hate the other constituent parts.

What I do know is Scottish media and politicians, not brain dead pundits, have been more than happy to twist the knife this last month.

So please, Scotland and Wales, vote for independence so we can all have our own destiny, as friends without tagging a nation of 40 million as some sort of colonial oppressor. We're fucking not.

And the cheek of the Scots and Welsh pretending they weren't a part of every British atrocity is fucking laughable.

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

Easily one the best Scottish goalies of all time

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

A career unlike any other.

Wishing Craig Gordon all the best in his retirement 👏

Thank you, Craig.

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

Going to be even funnier seeing England get battered by France in the Miami heat on Saturday

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@AdamCrafton_ Would say Ancelloti bringing on Neymar with half an hour left against Norway is up there

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@Tim_Vickery To think they got rid of Southgate for this guy 😂

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

England fans chanting about Scotland before their game vs Panama…

“Yes sir, you can book it, you can book your flight back home, you can book it, book it, book it, all night long”

Incredible 😂😂😂

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

Why are the English media obsessed with us?

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

England’s return to the World Cup semi-finals is fuelling a resentment by some Scottish nationalists that lies beyond all rhyme or reason and feels mean-spirited, writes @oliverbrown_tel ⤵️

https://t.co/zn3p3ovGAm

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@Zafarcakes I shall be watching proper Brexit sports instead like Croquet and Polo

[Fitzy @Fitzy__07]

The 'keep politics out of football' brigade really are falling over themselves bring the Falklands War into any conversation regarding England and Argentina.

Strange that...

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@TheCineprism IMAX at Silverburn and Pacific Quay both in Glasgow

[Michael Gove @michaelgove]

Actually it wasn’t. Dame Heather Hallet found *no* evidence of cronyism or corruption on the part of ministers or officials. Mistakes *were* made. Honest mistakes. I take full responsibility for that. But the allegations of corruption are unfounded nonsense

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says Scotland and Wales fans should come together to support England against Argentina tomorrow

"I would very much encourage unity"

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@The_Tman10 I'd rather listen to white noise. How can that tube even have the audacity to slag off Haaland

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

"GO... I've fatted it." 😮

#GenesisScottishOpen | #RolexSeries

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

Struggling to see the consistency of red card suspensions at all this world cup. Surely 1 match ban would have been sufficient?

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

England’s Jarell Quansah has been given a two-match ban for the red card he received during England’s round-of-16 win over Mexico.

Under FIFA’s rules, any World Cup sending-off offence is accompanied by a ban for the team’s next game, according to Article 10.5 of the tournament regulations.

But FIFA confirmed in a statement on Thursday, two days before England’s quarter-final against Norway, that the 23-year-old defender will also be banned for his country’s semi-final, if they advance.

There is no mechanism in FIFA’s rules for the 2026 tournament for teams to appeal against red cards, but the FA had been considering its options over the sanction.

More from @JessMCHopkins and @OliverKay

🔗 https://t.co/R37kZuCrnc

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

@maqwelll His wife is Scottish and he played for Motherwell so certainly knows Scotland that's for sure

[Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @arron1s]

a reminder that these grifters don’t want to “restore” britain, they want to become america.

[Shaun Hume @superduposumo]

A tremendous evening of social media last night with everyone in my old neighbourhood having a meltdown about potentially finding snakes in their flat