DARK BLE*M

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Deranged gooner alt of @supergoodbleem
Life is impermanent; Tw*tter accounts are even impermanent-er

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

If you are reading this and yuo came to my blog through a relatively normal post, this is your last warning
lol

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Not even murrlogic could be prepared for the WonderBread that turns you into WonderBread when you eat it

(Squishy, full of palm oil) Being wonderbread is fine actually

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Due to somehow getting bazillions of sales unexplainably for the blueberry gum, W*nka enterprises decides to launch a chocolate bar that just turns you into chocolate
You melt at room temperature You are really delicious though (Licks you) Wait does that mean I (TURNS INTO CHOCOL

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Wow [bguUUURRP] Thanks forlooking out for me, I'm trying to watch my weight and this small-meals diet feels like it's working [bWOOUAAGPP]

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They are clearly going "It's just ONE burger~" over and over for each additional burger
ONE burger isn't even that much of a difference. You can't get fat from just a single burger. Of course having only a burger is fine. Here's just ooone more burger

[RobbieCG🔞 @RobbieCleanGens]

Buns, ketchup, pickles, cheese
put that patty inbetween
it's burger what! what!
it's burger!

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

When you pee really hard and realize you're totally about to diarrhea shit yourself by accident while pissing
Weeh, my stomach is gurgling but I kind of love bullying it with food past its date

That one time I threw up 20+ times?? Yeah puking is kinda satisfying actually i kinda

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

@snifflolicock Lucoa constantly gets semen poured inside her by every single maidragon character EXCEPT shouta,
Kanna and Saikawa doubleteam her ass with their smegma futa cocks. Shouta pisses on the floor, kneeling, while I give him a femboy pity-rimjob jacking his little nub into a dirty sock

[wan's gens🔞 @WanwanSlop]

ruri (loves) cocks

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

@snifflolicock Fart vore where she squirts out bits of digestive fluid so you totally get melted just from being farted on constantly, SOMEHOW she absorbs this into her ass fat look don't question it.

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Who up getting their ass constantly expanded until it takes up most the room, until the CHEEKS can't even fit through any door without being squeezed the shit out of, that's right MY WIFE for bbc. I also beg to get turned into a porn butt slopgoddess btw

[mksloppier @mk__sloppier]

who up topping their nep??

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

@mk__sloppier need konata to be throatfucked so hard she cum-vomits

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

The gooning community is sleeping on the possibility of male breast expansion
For most of ep2 of Eiken, the main character is forced to crossdress in a girl's swimsuit with a ponytail & so I think he should get his chest ballooned up to typical Eiken breast size even tho he's boy

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Look at the WIFE who let out such a magic gas atomic ASS NUKE that wiped out half the planet and I literally need to say thank you to every single stripe on her panties individually, Sorry she's so marryable, I need SHIMAPAN ASSBLASTS more than anything, say WIFE when you see her

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

OBSESSED with Luce's massive shimapan fart from Eight Marbles 2X, I think about this almost every time I go to sleep
It feels WRONG that I can't actually prostrate myself before it I weehh i uhhh

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Crying because you need to be turned into useless nonliving sludge paste so very badly It doesn't matter how awful it feels It can't ever be enough
please Please please Pl [GIANT POWER DRILL SOUNDS] UHHLLGHHLKKkkK

[DARK BLE*M @superevilbleem]

Girlfriend who volunteers to lie in the pigtrough and become pig feed
Sister who ships herself off to the meat processing plant to get ground up into hamburger
Mom who gets lowered into boiling oil for no special reason
Daughter who signs you up for euthanasia, she's being choked

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