Jared Johnson

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.

[DistantCoder @DistantCoder]

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[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

SPOILERS:
An anagram for endgame is aged men.
This is literally everything you need to know about the movie.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Donald Duck has a fluffy butt

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

One set of curls on one person is marrying another set of curls on another person so... #CombiningtheCurls is the thing. I like both sets of curls so combining them could be pretty good.

[Barry Kramer @razzadoop]

I ate a burrito for lunch that was so big I didn't get hungry for dinner.

Today was a good day.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Job Application: Anything you want to brag about?
Me: Well, I have this Rattata. It might even be in the top percentage of Rattata.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

https://t.co/e6N4NAYD5V
This is what Valentine's Day is all about everybody

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

18: Can I buy a some wine?

USA: No! Don't be silly. That would be illegal and irresponsible.

18: Can I go $50,000 into debt for my college education?

USA: We encourage it.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Wait, I get to watch The Winx Club while I work out? This is the best class ever! #weAreTheWinx

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Exclusivity is like innocence. You're innocent until proven guilty. You're exclusive intil proven not exclusive. #imtired

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Pobody's Nerfect!

[Monika @lilmonix3]

my new year's resolution is to pretend i have the willpower to magically fix all my problems

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

Here are the facts:

1) Congress can stop the FCC and overrule their vote using the Congressional Review Act

2) It only takes a simple majority in the Senate and House

3) 83% of voters support #NetNeutrality regardless of political party

We can do this. https://t.co/xSJHbLq2Wn

[Women's March @womensmarch]

Please share!

The @FCC just voted to kill #NetNeutrality. BUT the fight isn't over.

Congress can #StopTheFCC and overrule their vote using the Congressional Review Act. We need each and every one of us to keep the pressure on Congress. Here's how: https://t.co/5xkDeFuR4a

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety.
https://t.co/Skti1bCcW8

[Twitch @Twitch]

Without #NetNeutrality, Twitch might not be here today, and our creators might not be here tomorrow.

Learn more on our blog: https://t.co/M8BrlxFc9S

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Dear Minnesota drivers, you're stupid too.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

Dear Winter. You're done. I've had enough. Go take a hike. You're done and stupid. Go away. Even if it means no more lemon flavored snow, I don't care. Please leave and never come back.
Sincerely, all of my rage.

[Jared Johnson @supergingerface]

"Me: "Look on the brightside Jared, you taking 20 more minutes to get home because of snow+traffic means you won't get stopped by the train that you normally get stopped by on Tuesdays."
Also me: still gets stopped by train.