Samantha Germanotta

Bite me xox

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

I TOLD U SHE DIDNT HAVE A PEEEENIS

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Women's prison looks scarier in Telephone than in Orange is the New Black. loool http://t.co/r173wJnYe6

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

42 and I'm feeling the pressure omg

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Deleting all the status, pictures and comments really doesn't help emotionally.

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

I am Ted not Robin unfortunately #hangingchad

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Obsessive himym seshing is like my equivalent to watching shitty rom coms

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

I would legit punch a fucker out for a tub of Haagen-Daz

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

what else have they predicted????

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

OH. MY. GOD.

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

today tho?

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Fuck school tomorrow

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

wow not nice to body shame other women lmao 14yo

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

HAHAHA @ladygaga 's ass vs Miley's. <3 QUEEN #VMAs2013

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

@seedlingco @elonmusk thought u might get a kick out of my old posts lmaoo

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Yep pretty much

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

From private school to Cocoo's nest lmao

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

NORMAL CLOTHES
EVERY DAY
LIKE
IS THIS HEAVEN

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

At least I have grok now lol

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

It's hard to believe that everyone's not an enemy.

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Perpetually disposed silently falling into an everlasting melancholy disposition.

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

@elonmusk hows everyone celebrating :)

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

@ElonVisioniX Looks like the meaning of life to me <3 hbu @seedlingco

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Remember Remember the 6th of July @gork #vforvendetta

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

48.5197742, -123.4181941 New Moon on December 8 at 5:51 PM local time

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Grad Spotlight https://t.co/GCc4n675Nj via @healthcoachinst I'm stoked!!

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

@grok @X @elonmusk Aww darn! :(

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

Twitter never died. Thank you @X for really creating a space for real #freespeech I was bitter about @grok and @elonmusk because I hated billionaires, but all these left wing idiots shouting out #landback literally do nothing about it.

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

I wanna go back to Van so bad

[Samantha Germanotta @supergrovers1]

So after a year I'm finally heading home. Couldn't be more excited!! #Vancouver is where my heart is