Maureen

I like lots of things. sometimes I tweet about them (she/her)

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Anyone know of fics like this, where David Hollander is not as he seems??

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@MikeBeauvais hospitals should increase their staff before the march baby boom

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I thought the trading card talk doesn’t usually happen unless the game is a blowout #mets

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@DomiEnOlla @Pointerbrother Or too many with the same premise bc whenever I get an email saying a fic I subscribed to has updated it takes a minute to remember, for example, which clayden story it belongs to

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@hudvilleborn @hudsonwupdates He did say he based a some of Shane’s traits and mannerisms on his dad so

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@snoopyilya One day Ilya is weak and unblocks Shane’s number thinking he might text him only to have his phone flooded with voicemails Shane left after he broke up with rose and realized his feelings

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@boobiesbabinski @pamericachavez

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Why the drop in viewers after Hudson won, the show itself is still up for awards!

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I don’t care who wins the Stanley Cup I’m just glad it won’t be Montreal

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@fithola @_aerihidalgo

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@vicjokerera They’re saying this bc they’re still pissed they had to actually pay attention to ep 5 bc of all the Russian. Can’t scroll on your phone watching HR and they hate that

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@snoopyilya @ganseyyiii I know it’s not the correct term anymore but Shane probably has Asperger’s. He can function just fine in the real world, is very smart about his specific interests, and can be awkward in social situations. But some people hear “autism” and think he was the weird kid in sped class

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@hollanovsy That one really pmo bc if someone else wrote a fic and got basic details about a topic they cared about wrong I guarantee they’d be pissed but for some reason non sports fans getting sports facts wrong is treated as “tee hee who cares sports are for stupid smelly boys”

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@aprilglick @Metsochist4Life Yes, but I will still continue to do both 😔

[April @aprilglick]

Ya gotta believe but ya don’t gotta watch

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@SmolTlk Is this just Avery fancasting himself and someone reported it as real news?

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@fookintentacle

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@jadehollanderr He’s also in shock that Ilya actually said it out loud and is still processing the information.

The c solos are really pmo today

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@h4yezsz @onyxnight1989 Shane would say no bc he doesn’t trust Ilya’s not to make a mess but would also revisit the idea later as part of some kinky role play

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@acdsbff @sugongliwanag Shane’s freckles 🤝 Ilya’s moles

constantly checking each other for new ones