Piss Super Soaker

Satire account. Every single thing that I post is a joke.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

8D Chess

[Berkay @bitkinbiriisi]

2- Gece yarısından sonra, saat 2 ile 4 sularında aniden uyanmak.

Bunun sebebi ne kronik uykusuzluk ne de anksiyete atağı.

Stres hormonu kortizol, sabaha karşı o saatlerde zaten doğal bir yükselişe geçer. Eğer kortizol seviyen sürekli yüksekse, bu normal artış seni erkenden uykudan söküp alır. Fincan gibi açık gözler, hızla dönen düşünceler ve yeniden dalmanın imkansızlığı tam da bu yüzden. ++

[Jerr @jerr_rrej]

Nice guys will set boundaries with women and then apologize when the women get a little moody. They sacrifice their gains because they worry too much and feel like they need to constantly reassure women.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Camus @newstart_2024]

“When America says you can be whatever you want… it really means go grind yourself to death chasing money.”

Tim Dillon broke it down clearly.

People are sold this nonstop hustle, be a boss, build an empire, work yourself into the ground, as the only route to happiness.

The real translation? Exhaust yourself… while someone else relaxes on their boat.

What do you think, are people being sold a fake version of success?

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

On August 1, 2004, Daigo Umehara had one pixel of health left against Justin Wong in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.

He parried all 15 hits of Chun-Li’s super and won the round.

The crowd reaction became one of esports’ most replayed clips.

[Home of Fight @Home_of_Fight]

😂 Conor McGregor says Holloway vs. Oliveira was NOT a real BMF fight as they had to drain themselves down to 155

“I didn’t think there was anything BMF about it, who’s the baddest man in the sauna?”

(via @ufc)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s just craży how some people work from a laptop and make $1,500+ a day, while others break their bodies for $20 an hour.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

If you look at the average home price at 420-450k this means 130-150k of that home cost is driven by Illegals.

That's a life changing amount to most Americans. For years I was called crazy when I said this was happening and yet here we are. A third of all price increases.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

"I felt embarrassed to even be sitting by [Gaethje] because I was counting him out. It was one of the most inspiring fights I've ever seen.

Ilia did not know what to do. Ilia would still crack him, but Justin didn't even look like he got in a fight.

It was one of the sickest performances of all time."

Sean O'Malley was blown away by Justin Gaethje's performance against Ilia Topuria.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Chud the Builder now has no bond and will be held for trial.

Karmelo Anthony stabbed his classmate to death and got bond.

We live in a country if you’re black you get to have certain privileges.

[Grummz @Grummz]

Unreal Engine 5.8 has AI integration with Claude and Codex.

Runs in terminal beside the engine, connected via MCP to fully control the Editor.

Place props, generate cities procedurally, and even art direct the lighting.

Unreal Engine 5.8 available today.

Pretty much any Unreal game from now on is gonna need an AI label.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A Boston city worker said around 2,000 Scotland fans cleaned up after drinking all day and left the area so clean that he didn’t need any help tidying up.

(Via NBC10 Boston)

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨NEW YORK: Sulfuric acid thrown at five women.

Police aren’t releasing identity of suspects. You can pretty well assume they’re Muslims

[Prism @fwprism]

Asmongold gives his piece of advice to game developers, says if you're going to make a girl character, she has to be f*ckable. If she's not f*ckable, she can't be talking regularly 👀😳

“If you have a female character that's talking, you wanna reduce that as much as possible. Nobody really wants to hear any of that sh*t, Cut that sh*t off. We don't wanna hear it”

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

The terrifying number of patients who have suffered Covid jab complications revealed, after NHS pharmacist left paralysed by vaccine takes his own life https://t.co/K5LoIiUNoh

[Piss Super Soaker @superhotload]

@BasedTorba You're Orthodox then?

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

"5 minutes of Alpha trumps 5 years of Beta." – Roissy
This is why the marriage rate is 6.1/1000

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇪🇺 EU Parliament votes to advance the remigration act, allowing swift removal of immigrants.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Gaethje had Georgia in hell man