Lauren

[Lauren @superintohorses]

women are feminists until theres no more small forks in the silverware drawer

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Call me a bagel the way this pap just got schmeared

[Steelers J. Trump @Pigskin_Papi]

Woeful Will Howard threw it RIGHT TO Once Dead Damar Hamlin, product of the Pitt Panthers, and before that, Central Catholic High School, which is where I am about to send Will, so he can learn how to throw BASIC PASSES!!! What is #18 looking at??? Oh, right, his RELEASE! BYE!!!

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Betting on Kalshi to see if the national debt or global warming is going to take us out first

[National Park Foundation @NationalParkFdn]

As the sun sets over our Tennessee mountain home, we're grateful for a supporter of the Smokies who has always carried these mountains in her heart. 🌄💛Thank you, Dolly, for sharing your love for the Great Smoky Mountains with the world.

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Fuck 9/11 so I can circle back for round 2

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

fuck marry kill: watergate, 9/11, or january 6th

[Lauren @superintohorses]

yes well right now I am someones intern but eventually the plan is to be president of the united states

[Lauren @superintohorses]

@leghickey Genuinely how do you come up with these things

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Hangxiety so bad I just seriously contemplated buying a flip phone

[Lauren @superintohorses]

I am going to drink a cosmopolitan today #iamgoingtodrinkacosmopolitantoday

[GermieBurgh Steelers @SteelersWin109]

Some unbiased takes from preseason week 1:

- Drew Allar is Josh Allen
- Germie is AB
- Wetjen is Tyreek

[Lauren @superintohorses]

She Drew on my Allar til I Lombardi

[deep noodle @drunkbird2]

dropping it low to A Horse with No Name

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Going on a date but I have horrible taste in men so it’s just impending doom

[Lauren @superintohorses]

UGGGGG why did I not come up with this im pissed

[Lauren @superintohorses]

ohhhhhh I wont be home for dinner

[Lauren @superintohorses]

Give me my bodega or give me death

[Lauren @superintohorses]

@leghickey Bah humbug

[Lauren @superintohorses]

I feel more maternal towards these robots than any concept of a real human child of my own