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single stay at home dad 👟

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@AbercrombieHelp hi! My return just got cancelled - but I shipped my items back over a month ago :/ is someone able to take a look!?

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The craziest thing about the Kardashian’s is that they workout with their hair down. Absolute abomination.

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I’m honestly offended nobody has made a fake account of me for catfishing yet

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The true test to know if someone is from toronto is if during baseball season 90% of the Instagram stories you see are at the skydome

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@suitedalmostbo1 Here is a spoiler: they did. They drove 4 hours to break your heart every time you wanted to be clean. A dirty reminder you could say

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@suitedalmostbo1 I always make my wordles more complicated than it needs to be. So these really played to my strengths tbh

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@keyon I once ordered a make your own salad from @PitaPitCanada and it didn’t come with lettuce aka the salad bit 🥰

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@suitedalmostbo1 Said goodbye to my 63 day streak 🥰🥰🥰

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@JamieRatchford Omg Jamie!!!! The denties are the baddies noooo

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The biggest mistake you can make in life is adding pasta directly into your homemade soup. Gotta keep them separated until showtime.

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Also (lol I’m on a tear) you may not like *every* story the news puts out but realistically they’re how the majority of people will hear about your story. It’s probably advantageous to a) talk to them and b) be kind. Just some free wisdom on a Saturday.

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It’s also going to be tough to unionize :/

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FTR, I am pro-protesting. It’s super important that people with different perspectives can share that. I just think when you’re protesting you should understand the implications of what you’re asking for. Like maybe using a food bank when you’re protesting “socialism”.

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If you collect(ed) CERB or EI, I’ve got bad news for you

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It makes me irrationally mad that I can’t use “wordle” in Wordle

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Maybe for the people who are unvaccinated and want to do away with Canada’s “socialist systems” we should test it out. Like just to see if they’re into something. Amazon carries ventilators, right?

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Lmao vaccines allow immunocompromised people to leave their homes with *less* fear that if they get COVID they’ll *probably* be ok but go off king about your lack of freedom post cross-Canada road trip 💖

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So just so we’re all on the same page - the same people who were BlueLivesMatter during BLM and are pro-life are now yelling about police brutality and their power to choose?

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It’s so offensive when Face ID doesn’t recognize me