jack burleigh

bad spelling and bad jokes

[VCscanner @VCscanner]

Officer down and unresponsive. No suspect in custody as of now. #borderline

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

👋🏻 #alive

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

@lewiksell Most accurate thing I've seen you tweet.

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

They're different strokes for different folks. A quote from my accounting teacher. So dirty you don't realize it.

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

If @Pornhub made bumper stickers one should say, " I promise you both of my hands AREN'T on the wheel 😅."

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Do you think ambulances on the freeway ever see people speeding and wanna turn on their lights and go chase the person?

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

"REMEMBER it's always "ethnicity" THEN swear word. Going swear word first is a one way ticket to a beating. " Some legendary words of Bill B

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Bring the wrong cable doesn't help you charge the device you need. #fact

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Posting up in your white mini van. With your windows rolled down and music up load and your arm out the window. Doesn't make you look cool.

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

There's some seriously smart people in my english VO1B class. Then theirs me who still doesn't know there there's #theyre #their #there

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

I just lost my laptop for 5 minutes then found it in my lap... #concussion

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

It's so hard to foucus in class with a pretty girl sitting next to you #bioclasss

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

"Topless car wash raises money for deputes injured in Rastafarian pot fire." Best LA times headline ever! #fakenews?

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

"Someday babe" R.L. Burnside🎧

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Finding out that class is canceled may be more orgasmic then getting laid on a Monday

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

It's 7:00am and people are already tailgating... I can see one group drinking and playing cornhole... #LetsGoRams

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

I have an unopened toothbrush in my back pack at all times... yet I seem to always forget to brush my teeth. How?

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Wishing I brought some lube to school so my managerial accounting teacher could at least fuck me with a little common decency. #testday

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

Just saw two of the helpful Honda guys pull up in a Toyota

[jack burleigh @superjackb]

So I'm a sophomore now does that make me cool now?