Jake

I make LPs, stream games, do stuff.

[Jake @SuperJeenius]

@GamerLink5 @Proton_Jon @chuggaaconroy @LostCapriMan @MasaeAnela Go to town. Spread the love. Donate some money to @xwemblr for using her emotes. :)

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Just because someone says something you like, that doesn't make them a good person.

Just because you like someone, that doesn't make everything they say good.

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That of course is not to say I didn't enjoy playing it, I really enjoyed it.

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The more I think about Persona 5, the more I like it cognitively rather than actually playing it. How ironic.

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I don't understand why vsauce videos start with the host yelling "VSAUCE, host here" at me. What is vsauce? Are you calling me vsauce? Is it a greeting? Is it a swear word? Whatever it is, it makes me uncomfortable when you yell it at me and only then introduce yourself.

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Fireworks smell like Satan if he was still an angel and wore brimstone-themed cologne.

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@ZaccyMan Where is Mia when you need her, just summon Boreas on me please

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Why does summer exist

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@ThePhenomenalEX @Proton_Jon Lord Jakelish.

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@Tyler_Sederwall The Art of the Deal, or One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

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Can't stream today, have a work thing I have to do. Sorry!

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Trigger Warning, political tweet incoming.

Nutella isn't very good.

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@JoshJepson Your photograph only confirms that you are dumb, it doesn't answer my questions. :(

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I want to see the behind the scenes of people taking stupid pictures of their faces for their YouTube thumbnails. Do they take a picture and then think, "no, this isn't dumb enough" and take another picture? Do they feel empty while photoshopping it together? I have questions.

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@SuminomAmonimus I didn't say I was innocent

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Twitter bios are dumb. "20XX | gendered | sometimessexual | anime | 👌" etc. It's like you're filling out a government form, rather than telling people why they should care about what you can say in 280 words or less.

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@JoshJepson chord*

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@hec580 @egoraptor @JKCompletesIt It's gonna be hard to have a normal friendship if you only have half a mustache and beard.

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@Hybrass Meanie.

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I should have the ability to edit anyone's comment on any website at all times. I don't want to be a dick and point out that you can't spell, but it's gonna bother me until it gets fixed. Just give me unilateral authority to fix all typos I see.