Carrie Super

Lovable sarcastic smart ass (won an award for that in 1986), only funny when you're paying attention, dedicated friend, 7 lives left and horrible bio creator.

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

I recently saw @mikeroweworks on Bill Maher. He kept referring to men in the workforce. Hard working women may interview poorly w/ unions & be rejected because we weren't shown how to make things. If you're not addressing this, you should. Happened to me 20 yrs ago. #girlpower

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@SouthPark Been watching since Cartman got his first anal probe. Glad to see so many people getting butt hurt over a cartoon. Keep it up @SouthPark ! 🤣🤣

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@jaketapper @JeffreyGoldberg The ultimate drunk text. 🤣🤣 At least it wasn't a dick pic.

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@ElectPenguin @midwestern_ope Stuffed between the fridge and a wall.

[Euromaidan Press @EuromaidanPress]

Trump's position on Ukraine explained in two minutes

A brilliant cartoon by @freeonis/Instagram

[People of Cowtown @PeopleofCowtown]

Last night’s sunset at @TheWWImuseum

[Kansas City Tweets from 1926 @KansasCity100]

Pictures from the Liberty Memorial shaft, and details about how the concrete is being poured. @TheWWIMuseum

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@NissanUSA what's going on with the fuel temperature sensor in my 2014 Sentra? I've taken it in 3 times this year because it keeps setting off my check engine light.

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@danacarvey My friend and I were about 11-12 yrs old when you did this. 15 yrs ago she taught her toddler daughter to sing it to me in a voice mail. You've inspired generations (sorry if that officially means you're old 🤣).

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@danacarvey I saw the thing off to the side first, which is not contained in a bubble and appears to be either concerned about, or trying to silence the one in the lower bubble, or is in the process of being smashed between the two. Lots more going on with that one, methinks.

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@TerribleMaps Missour-ah (as opposed to the way the rest of the country pronounces it)

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@KngHnryVIII The banter between you and @richard_third was so funny and entertaining. I will miss it so much! 😥

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@archerfxx 😭😭

[National WWI Museum @TheWWImuseum]

"The discovery of a headstone belonging to a Houston hero killed in action during World War I has sparked a nationwide search for his family and relatives." #BelleauWood #WW1
https://t.co/Lthatlifqq

[Lydia Shark @RockStarLydia]

#IdRatherWalkBarefootOverLegos said no shark ever! 🌊⚡️😣

[Damien Kempf @DamienKempf]

Monday

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@KngHnryVIII Why isn't Eddie an option?

[Carrie Super @superksu93]

@KngHnryVIII Then, as the wise Montell Jordan once said, you got much flava.

[National WWI Museum @TheWWImuseum]

Do YOUR bit - save food!

From Nov. 23 - Dec. 7, when you donate a non-perishable/canned good item to @HarvestersORG you'll benefit from buy one, get one admission. See the list of most-needed items and plan your visit here: https://t.co/r6LFa7aC3Z

📷 1920.1.533

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Why they posing like they bouta drop the hardest mixtape of 2022 😂