Mario

I'm back! Just got a new account! (Main: @Comedy_Bro_88)

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

Who-a the fuck are these-a familiar faces? Have-a we met before?

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@Dec1ma_ @gutsthebadass Bitchass Nintendo hating asshole.

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@gutsthebadass Bitches say Nintendo

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@UniversalHorror 1900-490-FREAK

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

You know... I thought about leaving the wasteland which used to be Parody Twitter back in July - October. But now I've decided to start anew, rebuild what once was.. Clean up this mess, no more drama.

Just-a parodying, like-a we always do.

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

If you already decoded this then I left ParodyTwitter already.

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

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[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

Are there any good parodies that won't block me over a joke?
No?
Then I'm leaving Parody Twitter

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

I WANNA FUCKING LEAVE PARODY TWITTER! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! EVERYBODY GETS OFFENDED AND I KEEP GETTING BLOCKED! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

WE DID NOT TRY TO CANCEL ANYONE! IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN BOO-HOO! YOU CAN GET US CANCELED IF YOU WANT TO, I WON'T BE MAD. IF ANY OF YOU GOT OFFENDED THEN I AM EXTREMELY SORRY.

P.S. I have the Gummibär album

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@SapphireMario @SkyBluMeggy All of us got one except Luigi and Cortex.

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@SapphireMario Already got my copy!

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@GoNintendoTweet #CancelKingdomHearts

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

A retweet campaign has begun for the #MarioKartTour Mario vs. Luigi Tour! Retweet this video if you're for #TeamMario. Players will get coins equal to the total number of retweets! (Total of English and Japanese tweets for both teams. Max coins: 10,000. Until Nov. 15.)

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@UrinateLuigi Luigi's having a meltdown, don't-a let him-a catch you with his-a phone. Or he'll be even more angry!

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@Luigi__2401 Gary!! Luigi's-a having a fucking meltdown and he's threatening-a to burn the house down with you in it!! Get out of the house, quick!!

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

OH NO!! LUIGI! GET-A DOWN-A FROM THERE!! WHAT ARE YOU-A DOING?

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@Luigi__2401 NO!! DON'T!

[Mario @SuperMario_OG]

@Wario08264449 @Luigi__2401 There's-a no way to calm-a him down when-a he's in this-a state. I think-a it's best if-a we leave him alone.