Sarcastic Mom

because fuck you, thats why.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

It’s time for a Redo… ✊🏽

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

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@tacobell talk about lack of effort. Paw Paw MI quality standards sub par.

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Nothing like being kicked when you're already down

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Seriously?! Haven't spoken to you in YEARS and you ask to borrow money randomly out of the blue? THE FUCK!?!?!

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

5th anxiety attack of the night. Cool. Thanks body & brain, I didn't want to sleep tonight. #Anxietysucks

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

@LaurenMaxam Duh ... me *LOL*

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

Anyone can admire your frame. A true man will get to know the portrait.

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

I stopped giving a damn the moment I realized I'd always apologize for everything wrong in your life. #sorrynotsorry

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

Wine ... because I'm a sophisticated drunk

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

You could eat an entire palette of Jeffree Star and you'd still be ugly

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

@LaurenMaxam GTFO ..

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

If you call a billing office and you're an asshole, I'm going to treat you like an asshole. #respectisearned

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

Pretty much over this day already & it's barely started

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

Who left the village gate open & let the idiots in???

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🖕

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I like how I'm always the "hardass" parent. Sorry not sorry rules are rules but you keep compromising. Thanks. I'll be the bad guy. 👍

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

I swear to Sunny Jesus I'm gonna slap her so hard her eyes uncross.

[Sarcastic Mom @supermom919]

Hit a wall. I'm so done. I just want it to stop.

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And I'm disappointed