Mr Burns

Eternal pessimist with a happy go fucky attitude. Every tweet is 100% pure homosexual propaganda.

[Mr Burns @supernoodle76]

BBC doing an Antiques Roadshow Sports Special during Pride Month is literally a hate crime #antiquesroadshow #pridemonth

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The UK have just given up on #Eurovision haven't they? I haven't seen this much dross since Daz Sampson.

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Boy George's cameo mumble in #Eurovision was never going to cut the mustard.

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Well Boy George's cameo in San Remo's #Eurovisión entry was like Cher's in Mama Mia 2, a long time coming and tuneless.

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Kate Butch finale outfit vibes #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace #RuPaulsDragRaceUK #DragRaceUK

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Sony, when designing your next iteration of noise cancelling technology may I suggest testing it against a London bound hen party or @officialhunsnet brunch crew who are tits deep into the third bottle of train secco, because it's currently not working, ta.

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I see it's Mein Camp on @RuPaulsDragRace UK #rupaulsdragrace

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I've felt so ill and washed out over the last 2 days I've only had the strength to make instant coffee, I feel like a disgrace to humanity.

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It’s alright, crown. Same.

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Catherine O'Hara's death is the pits #CatherineOhara #RIPCatherineOHara

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I hate this news. Go well Catherine O'Hara, you were a light #catherineohara #RIPCatherineOhara

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I'm glad they stuck it out till the end. Well played Rachel and Stephen #TheTraitors

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Rachel's hard FBI stare at Stephen at the round table #TheTraitors

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I'd like to see Jane Asher or Dame Rusty Lee replace Prue Leith on Bake Off #bakeoff #GBBO

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Peggy is going to be fuming #Trump #NobelPeacePrize

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The weather in the UK is an absolute disgrace, who do I write to?

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Will my brain ever learn that when it comes to shepherds pie I don't have 4 stomachs like a cow does for grass 🐷

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Super excited about @PotteryThrow tonight. It truly is the light in January. A competition which isn't really a competition it's a journey of friendship and creativity that I always feel included in. Proper hug television. Bravo to everyone involved always. #potterythrowdown

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Brigitte Bardot was a terrible old homophobe, physically beautiful yes but an average actor at best. I have no sadness at her passing.

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Literally every time I try and poach eggs.