•deep.shog•

My hobbies include watching water glasses in TV shows for inconsistencies and going out at 6 so I can be home in bed by 10.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Are your parents still together or do you feel personally victimized by late 90’s Matchbox Twenty?

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

How can Snapchat memories be real if our eyes aren’t real?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

The Venn Diagram of people who can’t figure out a self checkout and people who bitch out cashiers is really just a circle.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Also not sorry: she should have ended up with lesbian April Ludgate, and Christmas David should have ended up with That Guy from Shameless.
10/10 would have watched THAT movie again.
#thehappiestseason

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Okay I’m sorry but if your very single daughter shows up to Christmas with her also very single roommate who’s wearing a shoulder padded pea coat
🗣SHE🗣AINT🗣PINING🗣AFTER🗣HER🗣HIGH🗣SCHOOL🗣BOYFRIEND🗣

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

If you give a shit about literally anything going on in our country, just please go fucking vote tomorrow.

Unless you think Tr*mp is doing fine, then please vote next week.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Just found out @mradamscott didn’t really sing The Wonder of You in Big Little Lies and that’s pretty high up there with the worst things to come out of 2020.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

God dammit, so close. https://t.co/gRJrz6jxbn

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

If you can pronounce Wayzata but not Kamala, I can assure you that SHE is not the problem.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

If page 143 of your copy of Cravings by @chrissyteigen doesn’t look like this, then honestly I don’t trust you as a person and I’m not sorry about that.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

I just really want every movie in the history of ever remade with Ali Wong and I don’t feel like that’s asking a lot?

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Every time I learn another detail from this amazing soul’s murder, my heart breaks just a little more than I thought it possibly could.
This is disgusting.
This is unjust.
This country is a fucking nightmare.
#JusticeForElijah #ElijahMcClain

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

If you see me wearing a mask after the pandemic, mind your business, because this is the best I’ve looked in years.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

#treatyourself in your 30’s

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

Y’know who else thought it was a good idea to inject people with poisonous shit to see what would happen?

Nazis.

[•deep.shog• @supernova3101]

@haamfish @woeitslexx @BeaIe_ @YahooNews It is very obviously not a hole, you goddamn ninny.