PatrickEffingJohnson

Husband Father Twitch Streamer Instructor at Morehead State University Writer 100% Dead Inside

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@Tobi_Is_Fab Hell yes.

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I swear raising a teen in extra curricular activities is like living in my car while being struck with anxiety of someone who just had complete memory loss.

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@Tobi_Is_Fab Well I’m guilty as charged.

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@MsAshBash420 Slice? Meathole? MEATHOLE? This person clearly needs to be out there writing the next best selling smut novel. “He entered my Meathole gently.”

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Ah yes. The outside cat is hitting on the inside cat via screaming. True love.

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Some days I question why I ever thought to think the vise grip would cease.

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@ChrisDavidGill I love that book.

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@MsAshBash420 Different indeed

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@Tobi_Is_Fab I like shit in one hand, wish in the other, and go clap.

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@klhicks912 I have always been told it’s career suicide. So I’ve always been afraid to do it.

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@ChrisDavidGill Third grade. My mother said she wrote and I wanted to be like her.

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@Tobi_Is_Fab Mine was Lady Gaga.

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@writesloud Some Man by Alexis Pope

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@MsAshBash420 I believe you. You're talking to a guy who eats hot peppers wrapped in bread or likes to throw spices in his mouth like some psychopath.

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Man, these people I live around almost get sexually excited when something goes awry and they can say the phrase "See? This is the end of the world."

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I'm not sure what the hell is with today but I'm already in the mood to fight a god.

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@Tobi_Is_Fab @alxbiie I’m confused as to what is the issue. This is a happy event.