John”The Fondler” Swartz

I spend most nights rocking back and forth in the fire hydrant position. My second wife left me with my “special” son, shits lit cause I got that #plaque

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

Raw next #expand

[Omaha Whomp @whompRatz]

I know a bastard on this app that would

[peter Goldberg @peterthepengu1n]

Spot the difference between my cars and 1940 Poland

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

Todd 12:31

[Todd “The Answer” Goldshmidt @FamousMilker420]

Call me the charcuterie board the way this cracker got meat, cheese, and bread !!! #LANK #MoneyBall

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@SquiggsHillis Poor shirt screaming #would

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@candyBumps That’s what they always say until the magic fizzy tablet starts talking #easy

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@SFGiantsMemer @FamousMilker420

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@biggeebman And after 13 I unlock the ability to hunt my prey

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@AlbertErnest53 @RadioGenoa Dearest Albert trust me brother I have and would again! May I offer a tag team as an opportunity to truly exexperience the act of expanding
Lovingly,
J.T.F.S

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

Blood thicker than water. We end the divide tonight #LANK #family

[Albert "Small Penar" Ernest @AlbertErnest53]

Fuck it self dox. Had a night with these hoochies. hmu for free crabs
#LANK #shrink #expand

[Gregory “1000 feet from schools” Robinson @HugeMeatGreg]

@EvanMankand Had to take the dogs to the dog park (my stomach)

Regards,
Greg

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

Rolling up like a walking HR violation. 0-60 in three red flags—who’s hopping in? #WhoCameFirst #UNLIMITED

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

Just took 50 Benadryls. She will be hearing from me.#expand

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@CigsMake I am the white monster

[Boobie “The Manipulator” Feaster @PercSwallower30]

They can’t see me, the time is now. #Unlimited #AvengersDoomsday @FamousMilker420

[John”The Fondler” Swartz @superpipelover7]

@PeakyKensington #needthat

[Paxton “Peaky” Kensington @PeakyKensington]

3:09 on a Thursday? Absolutely.

[Ray Donaldson @RayDonaldson87]

Sidewalk slammer inbound #LANK

[yasir @yasirworldwide]

If Hitler had a black wife y’all would’ve been like “wait 😍”