Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson

We will blow up the moon in this century. - JFK

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

there we go

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

If you collapse an underwater bubble with a sound wave, light is produced, and nobody knows why.

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

Give them a break they’re eating babies all day, it’s exhausting

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Between the Cyber Truck explosion and the act of damn terror in New Orleans, Donald Trump and Elon Musk never miss an opportunity for reckless speculation that helps no one

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Yes! Let’s go back to the golden age of entertainment when Lucy and Ricky had to have separate beds, couldn’t say the word pregnant, and Archie Bunker being friends with a black man was considered shocking!

I’m so ready for conservatives to control all media again so it can go back to how it used to be: censored beyond belief!

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

You know what I love? Thousands and thousands of people reading this sort of thing and going

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

Burnette LOVES getting his ass eaten

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

I know people who worked for Burnette. He's a fucking nimrod. They're gonna eat his dumb ass alive over here. Jesus Christ. Just the dumbest people who ever lived.

https://t.co/eJKWzMvm8N

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

On SNL last night the millionaire host and working class audience were suddenly faced with the awkward realization that they each belong to two very different social classes, but neither fully understands what’s going on yet…

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

The CEO’s who have the dick you are sucking would never hire you because of the tattoos on your face. They think you are pure white trash garbage, beneath them, and undeserving of a chance in life

A liberal would let you manage a Trader Joe’s though. Hope your music career pans out, big fella

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

So, winter solstice: the longest dark of the year. And this is a pretty goddamn dark year to begin with, isn't it? Dark for everyone except, of course, the worst people on Earth. The sun shines on them twenty four hours a day right now, it seems. Not so much the rest of us.

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

Tim Robinson?

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Alex Bruesewitz, a Trump and JD Vance Campaign Adviser, collapsed on stage.

The guy who was behind the “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” lie demonizing immigrants in Ohio.

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

cool then hop in a toilet and go there man

[Tsarathustra @tsarnick]

Marc Andreessen says the implication of Google's quantum computer is that it is performing computation across many parallel universes and therefore the multiverse is real

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

le poopoo

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

When Trump invited himself to the rededication ceremony of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, he had a little accident, diaper-wise.

As a result, nobody would sit next to him.

The French were too polite to say anything,... but look at them all whispering about the horrible stench:

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

Booger. Grok. Sepultura. Gringo Forty-Niner.
#cookierecipe
1c brown; 1c butter; 1 g; 1 ts van. Mix, roll balls then roll in granulated sugar. Place on Pam in sheets. Fork each ball dipped into ice water. Bake 8 minutes in a 350* oven.

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

fuckin Frankenstein lookin motherfucker

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

@jzellis Poor bastard doesn’t know how group discounts work

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

And there it is. Jimmy Friendless here would rather pay over twice as much as he should for shitty healthcare, purely on the off chance someone else might get something for free. Why? Because Jimmy is a stupid fucking prick. Let's all tell Jimmy what a stupid prick he is!

[Bob Gordensonerdonenpaldonenson @superpixels]

If there are senseless murders it stands to reason there would be sensible ones

[VividVivka 💜 @VividVivka]

I’ve been collecting CEO shooter memes, and I’m sharing them here.
Drop more below, please and thank you.
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[TexasBlue @MakeTexasBlue22]

So let me get this right, people pay for Social Security their entire lives through payroll taxes only for a South African billionaire immigrant to come along and tell those American citizens they aren't allowed to receive money from a system they paid into because he wants to be taxed less?