‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰

⠀ ⠀ how ⠀ could ⠀ you ⠀ recognize ⠀ m͟e ⠀ after ⠀ all ⠀ these ⠀ 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠, ⠀ @knightedheir⠀.ᐣ

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

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⠀⠀⠀golden⠀⠀⠀⠀child,⠀⠀⠀⠀lion⠀⠀⠀ boy;
⠀⠀⠀tell⠀me⠀what⠀it’s⠀like⠀to⠀ 𝑐𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑞͟𝑢͟𝑒͟𝑟.
⠀⠀⠀fearless⠀⠀⠀child,⠀⠀⠀broken⠀⠀ boy;
⠀⠀⠀tell⠀ me⠀ what⠀ it’s⠀ like⠀ to⠀ 𝑏𝑢͟𝑟͟𝑛.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

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⠀⠀lane⠀﹠⠀kent⠀ 𝑙𝑒͟𝑔𝑎͟𝑐͟𝑦.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY A WIG, STAT.

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

the L stands for LOSER.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

DID YOU SEE THE ‘ L ’ ON HIS CHEST? you turn bald and suddenly you’re committing crimes against fashion.⠀💔

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

DID HE SHAVE HIS HAIR OFF WITH A GILLETTE I'M CTFU.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

krypto’s going to take one look at that wig and snatch it right off his head.

[️️ ️️ ️️p̲unk ️️— ️️ ROCKER. @saintslike]

i fear it’s the case. i can’t help him now. a wig might suffice.

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

I hate this family

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

so he’s doomed.⠀😔

[️️ ️️ ️️p̲unk ️️— ️️ ROCKER. @saintslike]

he gets that from his father, i fear. it was bound to happen. 😞

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

good idea! do you think i can sign off all my messages with a bald eagle emoji?⠀#🦅flyhigh

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

mm, mm. good idea. i'll start signing all my messages there with #bebaldandproud.

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

do you think he'll get mad if we change our whatsapp group pic for this one.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

MOM!⠀!⠀!

KON’S GOING BALD!⠀!⠀!

[️️ ️️ ️️p̲unk ️️— ️️ ROCKER. @saintslike]

hello.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

“ bald superboy can’t hurt you. ”
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bald superboy:

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

i think it’d be a good idea to prepare him for the inevitable. and let him know that we’ll still love and accept him, even when he’s bald.

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

do you think he'll get mad if we change our whatsapp group pic for this one.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

if it was that easy, wouldn’t lex luthor have done that already?

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

Morning Jonathan .

I do not have the bald gene and if I did , I would make sure to create something that wouldn't make me bald .

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

kon would be the first bald el in history, too. love #diversity.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

blowing your family up isn’t part of the five stages of grief!!!

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

why are jon and kara ragebaiting me like I won't blow all three of us up .ᐣ

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

why are jon and kara ragebaiting me like I won't blow all three of us up .ᐣ

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

kon’s going to be bald before thirty.⠀😰

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

he so has the bald gene.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

where’s lex luthor? i need to know if his baldness is genetic.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

thirty minutes to find out if you have the bald gene . . . ?

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

@superpoweredson , do you know you have thirty minutes .ᐣ thirty , yes , thirty .

[𝑙𝑜𝑖𝑠. @jolaeis]

https://t.co/ggkB6KrlOz

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𖥻 ‎ ‎ ‎farm ‎ ‎ ‎boy ‎ ‎ ‎²·⁰ @superpoweredson]

good morning, kon!⠀😁
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do you have the bald gene?⠀🥺

[⚞ 𝐊𝐎𝐍-𝐄𝐋 @facsimilekel]

mind you , I just woke up