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Husband. Proud father of two. Excellent amateur back-yard table tennis player.

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Let me change the channel

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Random click on the "Continue" button, suddenly worked. Then, followed by some more confirmation screens and we're back. Phew

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Devices stopped working in the morning, Hubbl didn't send out a memo until 5pm

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Turned off, then back on. And was stuck on this screen for a while. Remote button click didn't work. The on screen button is actually greyed out. Phone camera's white balance has turned it blue

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Bit of rail transport chaos at Central station today. Delayed trains and not much communication (as usual) :|

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Argh, the old signed/unsigned chestnut

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Adding foreign keys to a database schema and for the life of me can't figure out why this FK thing doesn't work

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CFMEU rally down Elizabeth St, Sydney

[Stan Sport Football @StanSportFC]

Hate Spurs, but love Ange? It's called Ange Poste𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗧. And we're here to help.

It's okay to love Tottenham 🤍

#PL #OptusSport

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On Melbourne Storm: "As crooked as a pubic hair and twice as hard to shake off" #snort #lol #nrl
https://t.co/at0yS1fU9R

[Rudy @theneonrequiem]

You know what's funny about Disney's insistence that their back catalogue of princess fairytales is dated, sexist and needs to be updated to reflect liberal feminist values?

Art is subjective. Here, let's interpret the original 1937 film as a libfem work, shall we?

The film starts with the evil Queen being jealous of Snow White's beauty. Out of that jealousy she oppresses Snow White by making her a maid who wears horrible rags. What she fails to realise is that beauty isn't about corsets that change one's body shape to fit society's standards. Which is why the prince falls in love with her at first sight. Body positivity, bitches! Of course the prince is barely in the film because this is a story about two powerful, female monarchs so fuck him.

Anyway, pissed off about her failure to convince Snow White that she's not a 10/10 baddie, the Queen sends a huntsman to kill her but he can't bring himself to do so because men are weak so he tells her to run away to the forest instead. And being the ever resourceful, genius survivor that she is, she manages to communicate with woodland critters in order for them to lead her to shelter - the dwarves' house.

It is here that she finds that she must teach these 7 pathetic little men the simplest of life skills such as having clean hands before you eat because, again, men are fucking useless little cretins. Although all the dwarves fancy her, Snow White knows, as she should, that she's an absolute babe and thus is far more interested in meeting the prince again because he's a billionaire who lives in a palace unlike the incels she's hiding out with.

Long story short, the Queen finds out she's still alive and so turns herself into an old woman in order to trick Snow White into biting a poisoned apple that'll put her in eternal slumber. But if you haven't figured it out by now, Snow White is a FUCKING BADDIE and so the dwarves, thinking she died from the bite of the apple, can't even bring themselves to bury her and instead make her a gold and glass coffin so they can stare at her all day like the creepy little fucks all men are.

In the end, the prince, who has spent this entire time searching for her offscreen because fuck his screen time and also because who wouldn't do anything to get with this total girl boss - finds her, kisses her back to life and gives her all the riches she could ever want because she deserves this for having to care for these imbecile little men for like the day or two she lived with them.

The end.

You see how anything can be interpreted through any lens one decides to view everything through?

Fantastic. Now, piss off.

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Well deserved!

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

Brick. Wall. 🧱🏆

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

Brick. Wall. 🧱🏆

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

Hang it in the Louvre 🖼️

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

HT | Both sides have had their chances, but it remains scoreless after 45!

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

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Mackenzie Arnold also doing an awesome job

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Still 0-0 but awesome game!
Go @TheMatildas !
#AUSvFRA #WWC2023

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Ball control under all sorts of pressure. Awesome