@CarolMaps I’m watching it for the first time ever with wine and elite snacks. The teenage me may have missed out but adult me is making up for it in style.
@icod Me and a friend tried some on and laughed so hard that other people were coming out of the changing rooms to see what was happening. They are the Emperor’s New Clothes of fashion.
@hunstantonsmith@NicolaSillyBum OMG. I know what this is. Haha. Always thought it was an urban myth but it won’t go away so there must be an element of truth. Ewww.
Currently filming out in Ibiza and they’ve got me as an extra for the back of shot. So here I am, typing this in the attempt to look busy. And oh so natural.
Are these the teeniest tiniest instructions to ever exist? I have now reached the age where I need to take a photo and then zoom in to be able to read anything. This was made even harder by me sitting in my specs and the arm falling off. Loving life right now.
Just managed to save myself thousands of pounds by having a new passport photo taken that is so awful I won’t be leaving the country for the next ten years.
Shouldn’t kick an institution while it’s heading down the pan but I paid for a year long redirection of mail with @RoyalMail and have had about three things sent to me. Just realised there are a whole host of things that should have come to me but nope. Nada.
@duranduran put on a great show last night. Sadly the organisational skills at Chelmsford City Festival were shambolic. Kettling, lack of signage, not enough lighting to the car parks and staff that were out of their depth. Two hours to exit. 😡
I’m not meant to have nice things. Was gifted a spa day and within ten minutes of being here I’ve spilt an entire complimentary yoghurt pot down my black robe. I’m like a poor mans Monica Lewinsky.