Princess Swirly

I'm waiting for the shots to hit me. I'm anticipating the cloudiness. I can see the forecast, and it looks like swirly with a chance of shitshow.

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@RyeTill_IDie is the second thing God created after light. Genesis left that part out

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@RyeTill_IDie is the second thing God created after light. Genesis left that part out

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P sure that’s how the lyrics go
#shadysback

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Tell a friend

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Swirly’s back

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Back again

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Guess who’s back

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Immmmm back

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Meow

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#mybridesnameisjoan @shiretrix IM GETTING MURRIED

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Thank you Auburn University for the opportunity to play in front of the best fans in the nation . My time here has been amazing✌🏾War Eagle!

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“You know what I do in the little cowboys’ room? Shoot my pistol.” Direct dirty dad joke from Chicago.

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While playing golf..."Be bold, be beautiful, cover girl." "Be Nike and just do it already."

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@shiretrix to her boyfriend: I have an important errand to run after work. Him: What is it? Her: Happy hour with @superswirly

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That moment when a guy thinks you're striding his way, but really he's blocking the bathroom.

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Tonight two boys told me Chicago was a lucky man...to which I replied yes, he is, but so am I.

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Am I the frigid bitch of this group? I always thought I was a Reese.

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It's free throws

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Accidentally sucked into an important basketball game, and the people I'm around are saying "three throws."

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Still true more than two years later. https://t.co/H72BtddDaS

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She puts the whore in horrifying #doritos