Big Zezuru Sigma

I’m a vegan, except for when I eat chicken, beef or seafood..which is often.

[Big Zezuru Sigma @superteli_]

What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, & then having to decide which grammar rule crime to commi

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way

[Big Zezuru Sigma @superteli_]

@mazowepapi If it's a diesel motor, then ma1.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[K @begottensun]

Can someone please advise the advisor to keep his kids off these internets.

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

[Everything @isjuustadream]

So we're doing WWIII, inter-dimensional aliens and rat virus now, nice.

[chris🧊 @chriiswavy]

“Being hated by losers is the price I pay for not being one of them”

[TOX!€ HU€€! @Mutsvangwa4]

Mari yekuti utenge mota inenge yakutokwana zvonzi Sekuru varumwa neshark

[Big Zezuru Sigma @superteli_]

😂😂😂

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me saying goodbye to my first job the one that accepted me when I had no experience but knowing I had to move on for a better life:

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA

Straight out of a movie 😳

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

coming back from the grammarly ad to find Ghana losing by 2 goals already:

[VT @VusiThembekwayo]

David didn't pray for Goliath.
He killed him.

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[COMRADE @Tkzee_27]

Ini hangu vanhu vanotevera tunyaya twana Mai Tt, Madam boss ana color chakadaro haaaaa ndo judger zvangu 🤞🏾

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I just saw this fool say Rey Mysterio Jr. was overrated.

So I blocked him

[Daddy! Spartacus! 💦😈😀 @SimblexD]

Hanzi hee Varume ngavapiswe 🙌🙌🙌😂😂
Unobva watoona kuti idzi hadzizive Bible idzi 👍😂
Varume vakatomboiswa mugomba remoto but havana kutsva

Vakaiswa mugomba rine Shumba havana kudyiwa

Hove yakatombovamedza ikavarutsa

Vakadzi kungoti cheu kwakutoita Godo re Salt 😂😂🙌