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Fresno State Alum | Marketing | ♈️

[luke @supertex97]

Go home Kandy

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Pronuncing empanada like canada

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time

[Qagggy! @Qagggy]

I just learned America has a thing called Trunk or Treat where people dress up, drive to a parking lot, and pretend it's ok we don't have walkable communities anymore.

[dani @kordeilogy]

This is extremely accurate

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

[Club Mild @club_mild_]

My chemical romance

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[flirtation device @alltogetherness]

pubLIZity uncovered as the PR team behind Dont Worry Darling

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Graphic design is my passion.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I literally started crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the way it stood there

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

[Rebellious Oxtail @goodeintentions]

That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

[Matt E @matthewesp]

The new $1 Dollar Bill design looks pretty cool

[. @RoyalsPlsWin]

People coming to Twitter to check whether Instagram is down again #instagramdown

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe