Tim Parent

I'm a retired over the road truck driver with over 2,500,000 accident free miles. Happy to be a #bellasfella

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@AOC @PressSec You won’t be a member of Congress much longer. Even New York Cidiots have a limit for your nonsense

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@TiffanyWatsonX One way you know you are too stoned. You get the craving for Taco Bell. You jump in the truck, go to put the keys in the ignition, and then then realize you got in the passenger side.

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@brandi_love How many times a day do these douchbags ask that tired, lame ass “Why don’t you do anal” question?

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@TiffanyWatsonX I miss those days so much🤣🤣

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@TiffanyWatsonX You wouldn’t believe how I wish I could call my “Old Man” and ask questions. Not only was he very smart, he enjoyed answering those questions as I’m sure you dad does Tiffany.

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@GiaPaige The list is very long and stupid. Ranging from getting caught naked in the city pool, to climbing the town water tower, to hitching rides on freight trains

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@rg_real @Talkmaster I believe they were from Minnesota

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@bpjauburn @Talkmaster At least their not playing with themselves

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@AwesomeANTJAY It’s genetic. I’ve known your dad for years

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@TiffanyWatsonX When Barney DeHound was traveling , I would fill a five gallon container with our home well water to take along. Must have been good for him, he lived to be 19 years old.

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@dakota_skyexxx Before all the nasty tattoos and sleazy boyfriends, definitely yes. Now, not so much.

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@MrGFromJersey @SpeakerPelosi @WhipClyburn

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@BernieSanders What about those landlords that need the income from rents to pay THEIR bills and taxes???? Just like so many “progressive” ideas from Sanders, someone is going to be damaged.

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@jillsheaven @JillKassidyy Sex on Trains. I knew right away that a Star was born.

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I just love the fact that finally people think more of truck drivers and grocery store clerks than they do about worthless Hollywood celebrities. #Hollywood

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@TiffanyWatsonX Ever tried cheddar cheese curds? Absolutely delicious

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@MissyXMartinez Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, John Wayne, Johnny Carson would all be better choices than Kobe Bryant

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@BernieSanders @McDonalds Are you paying your campaign workers sick leave Bernie???

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@shawnhood72 @XXXBellaRose And the Asshole of the day award goes to @shawnhood72

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@MrJman1997 @TiffanyWatsonX Being a freeloader is nothing to be proud about. @MrJman1997