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Jesus take the wheel, by Carrie underwood is actually about her and her uncle tripping on mushrooms while driving a 1999 Subaru Outback

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Top song of the week: photograph, by one of the best, nickel back.

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Wen hair creator, Chaz dean, was just arrested for possession of 3lbs of meth in Pasadena California

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The rolling stone top 500 was created by two sweaty Jewish men in their basement

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Choose wisely

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The jackass that put that poll up has been fired sorry for wasting your time #runon #fragment #NFLlockout

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Kill one, marry one, fuck one

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Fact: back to school commercials come on every year on June 28th at 4:00 pm. Sharp.

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Dear fans of super über facts, sorry for not tweeting in a while we have been dealing with intense technical difficulties. Thanks.

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Fact: The marshmallow to cereal ratio in lucky charms is exactly 1:12

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Fact: every Wendy's spokesman has or will have diabetes in their lifetime

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Fact: under the catacombs of Area 51 lies a good will

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Fact: 9/10 European women where thongs no matter what the occasion

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Fact: Samuel L. Jackson was actually born in Switzerland. Henceforth explains his extreme fetish for Switzerland lubricant

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Fact: All males living in the western region of Armenia suffer from a rare disease that only allows them to produce Kardashian looking women

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Fact: the most common searched category on porn hub in the past month is foot jobs. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Fact: Michael Jackson got his inspiration for his hit song "beat it" while masterbating to ebony porn

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Applying sour cream to your pubic hair decreases the likelihood of type 2 diabetes says a study

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Fact: Ibrahimovic drives an 02 Accord.... Great gas mileage