YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK
the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day
i want somebody who WANTS to go out with me and WANTS to spend time with me and WANTS to go adventuring and WANTS to listen to me talk about my day and ENJOYS who i am and who i want to be and i'll be the exact same way for them. that's what i want right now
I’m a materialistic woman. I like the nicest things, and I want to be able to afford whatever I want at any time without flinching. ‘I want it, I get it.’
That part in romcoms where a woman wakes up in bed alone after spending an intimate night with a man and she starts to fall apart a bit because she thinks he’s left her but then he walks back in the door with breakfast AHHHHHHH INJECT IT IN MY VEINS I love it
No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that