SupervylanDylan

President Evil @ Super Evil Corp. also doing YouTube and surviving out of spite.

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

@depop Why was I immediately suspended without warning for suggesting a customer to buy from my eBay shop for easier international shipping? I have perfect reviews and I don’t think it’s fair. Account is SupervylanDylan and I’d like to request a revision

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

@askdepop yo!! My Account SupervylanDylan was just suspended without warning for suggesting someone to buy from my eBay store for easier international shipping. I have perfect reviews and over 100 orders. I think i was wrongfully suspended and would like to appeal

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and if i said olivia rodrigo adults and disney adults are cousins

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Thanks for viewing

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

“Whaaaat ive——

CUUUUUUMMMMED!!!”

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Who picked the worlds first boogie

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Pleasantly surprised to wake up to BLASPHEMOUS 2 and it kicks major ass

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Interior designers be like i need taupe

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Tetris is so fucking unrealistic it makes me sick. People don’t come in 5 shapes

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Don’t let the bedbugs bite? More like don’t let my wife take the kids!! !!

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Jada Pinkett is the scariest bitch on the planet

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Babies be like goo goo gaga it’s fucking pathetic really

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Inside you are two wolves

One that shits and one that farts..

The only thing we can control is the consistency and smell

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

“Indie” is the new butt rock because i genuinely would rather listen to nickelback greatest hits over the Fartdick Monkeys or Singer Songwriter 42 and the Fartknockers with their fucking minor7 chords and generic SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

You can essentially pee out both holes but you can’t shit out both holes… that’s kinda fucked up

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Got banned from R/Outfits for having too much fucking drip that’s crazy

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Why cant i eat glue… that’s like the one thing it’s good for

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

English people be having their Willy out

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

Thought of something funny….

AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SupervylanDylan @supervylandylan]

You’re telling me an egg comes out of a warm chicken pussy but it needs to be in the fridge or it’ll go bad…. How the fuck does it make sense