that guy

That guy you know that probably lives in Bushwick and eats quinoa. Don't just #StayWoke, stay #SuperWoke.

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Why is nobody helping Harry Belafonte? He needs help. Somebody help him!

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The F train needs a bar car

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@InVinsybll 👀 Stay woke

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@elonmusk is just @SethMacFarlane doing a bit. As usual, Seth MacFarlane never knows when to end the joke. You can't convince me that Elon Musk is an actual human being...

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I bet Charlie Chaplain was SMOOTH motherfucker. Walking around with his swagger, being the world's biggest movie star n shit, with a top hat n cane, rolling up to throngs of women screaming "Charlie! Charlie!" and him all like, in his silky smooth voice "please... call me Chuck"

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THEY'RE PLAYING EARFQUAKE ON HOT97!

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At this point my fingers are like a Harry Potter train station

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NO COLLUSION! means a sitting US president didn't actively commit treason. That's what people are celebrating. This is how low the bar is set

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@CinTheRella Right?? Saying my face looks dry... some people....

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Ok so my girl can say things like,

"Your face is dry, here's some moisturizer"

And that's ok??

But when I say,

"Your face is the size of a medium pie from Papa Johns" and then toss an empty pizza box at her,

I'M the jerk??

Ooookayyyyyy.....

[that guy @superwokebae]

Drew Carey:

Freshman year me: Welcome back to NYC Private School, the schools where the grades are made up and the education don't matter!

[isidora torres 🐝 @isidoramae]

if you're doing keto, can you really say "let's get this bread?"

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Soulja Boi about to hit no 1 the same way Donald Trump became president... smh

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Fig Newton's are not snacks

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@TheAcecapade "Its not fraud! It's... false advertising."

Ja hangs up.

"Did anyone else get visited by the FBI?"

😂😂😂😂😂

[that guy @superwokebae]

"Bitches love avocado"

-Grocery store thoughts

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You know what R&B singer you never heard anything bad about?

Mario.

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And for the record, we live in a word where 14 year old girls are sexually harassed on the street by grown ass men every single day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. So when people talk about how disgusting R Kelly is, just remember, he is 1 pedophile in a sea of potential pedophiles.

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People are shitting on Chance cuz they felt like his acknowledgment/apology for working with R Kelly "wasn't enough" or whatever. I haven't heard anyone comment on Jay Zs apology. Or Ushers. Or Lady Gaga's. Oh right, cuz they haven't said shit... FOH

#SurvivingRKellly

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Its crazy how Trump bad mouths people after they get sick of working in his administration.

"They're an idiot... they're a loser..."

Like, ok but what kind of person surrounds themself with idiots and losers?