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[the x files ! @scullyxf]

happy bisexual awareness week

[Fleur @Fleurfurr]

I was "cooking" an egg for 5 minutes and im like... dang whats takin so long.. i forgot the egg

[ @ravenclvws]

i’m sorry, i can’t come to the phone right now..

why? oh... cause i have anxiety and i hate talking on the phone please just text me

[PHYSICS® @ssjfizzo]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[Nairobi @robstenscupid]

Stamattina ho i capelli molto after sex
senza after e senza sex

[Nairobi @robstenscupid]

Per Halloween non devo neanche preoccuparmi di pensar ad un trucco originale e spaventoso perché c’è già la mia faccia a far tutto il lavoro

[Ian Bohen @IanBohen]

I know exactly how to do it wrong

[terry 🫐 @sherlockify]

My parents, watching me coming out of my room after a Stranger Things marathon.

[[Righetto] @Righetto01]

SE VI LAMENTATE PURE DEI TRAMONTI CHE CAZZO VIVETE A FARE

[sam @semolaa_]

Credo che il mio gatto faccia apposta a stendersi sui miei libri a dormire mentre studio solo per ricordarmi che bella vita fa

[sam @semolaa_]

even though

[⊹ ࣪ ˖ d @velvtngo]

the 1975 impact

[Rihanna Daily @RihannaDaily]

Unfortunately, Kanye West & Rihanna's "Famous" did not take home Best Rap/Sung Performance at the #GRAMMYs.

[roxy @badg4lrihanna]

"Hello Rihanna where is the-"