SammmyG

Enthusiast of all things related to food, politics, and my dog. Libra ☀️, Leo 🌑, Aries 🌅. Also, I’m very gay🏳️‍🌈

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@ChickfilA your store at I-35/Ben White in ATX gave me fruit instead of fries and I’m on my period and didn’t realize till I got home, which makes this the worst thing anyone has ever done to me.

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@Elle_Pletnick I truly believe you’re the luckiest person I know

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Tell me how I used to be a depressy gal and now I just have overwhelming anxiety HELP 😭

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@LindsKayC Omg it is truly life changing, can’t believe I didn’t try them sooner.

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I just need everyone to know I’ve fully migrated to the diva cup and I HIGHLY recommend. Esp with all these toxic chemicals in the pons now 🫡

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I hate how modern medicine shits all over natural medicine just because there’s “not enough data“ yeah you wanna know why there’s not enough data because the pharmaceutical industry wants to pump up with drugs so that way we buy more or we don’t get better.

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I just want to be rich and not work. Also make people laugh and encourage them to chase their dreams no matter how big or small. Corporate America sucksssssss

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Get blackout curtains for your bedroom. That’s it, that’s the tweet. Trust ⚫️

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Serious question: can anyone help this early 30s gal with some direction on buying jeans? I saw a picture on Saturday of my tight skinny jeans and I gave myself the ick, SOS🗣️🆘

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Truly the worst predicament we could be in. Two extremely old, extremely out of touch, white men running the supposed “greatest country in the world” is straight bonkers. Neither of them are fit to run the country, hard stop.

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Joe Biden and Donald Trump have officially secured enough delegates to become the Democratic and Republican nominees for President, cementing a rematch between the two in November.

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Raise your hand, if all you did was cry during therapy today 🙋🏼‍♀️

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Last night I heard Brooke explaining a scene from RHOSLC while using the cast’s names to her grandma and it was one of the proudest moments in our relationship thus far.

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@plzstoptalking_ Not to you, because you don’t annoy the fuck out of me.

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If you try to talk to me over the next 24-48 hours you should know that my fuse is short and I’ll likely respond in what you will interpret to be, a bitchy tone. PSA

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@BluebonnetCoop I have an emergency and I'm trying to call your team and it isn't working?

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Going to McDicks for a spicy Diet Coke and a McDouble is my love language.

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@stoolpresidente Can your account be dedicated to Miss Peaches moving forward?

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@LindsKayC THE BEST FEELING. So so happy you made the jump and made a change, so internally rewarding ❤️

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I can’t say this enough, if you don’t go to therapy, go to therapy. It’s the best thing in the entire world🥰🧠

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@Ciaranbella I’m moving into this category!

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I’ve decided that 2024 is the year I fully transition to being a PJ set girly, no more frat tees sis you’re 30