Last week, I spent ₦100,000 on a date trying to impress a girl. She liked it, but it felt like just another regular day to her. No real excitement, no memorable reaction.
Yesterday, I bought my guy shawarma and Habib yoghurt for less than ₦10,000. The guy almost kissed me out of excitement 😂. He kept thanking me all day.
This morning, he called and said, “Wallahi, you’re my best man when I get married.”
Sometimes the people who appreciate the little things are worth more than the people you’re trying so hard to impress.
They'll steal your money at night, then the following morning, take a small fraction of the loot and build schools and Islamiyyas for you, and then hand out 5k envelopes to your mothers at home.
Nigerians: wow, a philanthropist.
Or worse, he's better than the other thieves.
In our mosque earlier today, the imam said that we should pray for Nigeria, that only prayers can salvage this nation.
One person at the last row stood up & said “the Saudi that we go for hajj & enjoy basic amenities there, they didn’t achieve that by prayers. They achieve that by competent leadership.”
😊😊😊
There was 7 as in SEVEN attempts to kidnap baba when he was visiting his mum’s sister in a village close to Danmarke In Kankara local government katsina. An informer confessed. Allah ya cigaba da tsare da tsarewar sa. Ameen ya hayyu ya qayyum
“We are mobilizing protests across Northern states, then we will proceed to Abuja with our beds and Garri and stay there until Tinubu listens to us and take urgent action to solve our problems.” Enough is Enough!
- Northern Actor Sadiq Sani Sadiq
I hate this guy more than you, but you cannot sit on your couch at home and be saying you’re doing more than this person. 98% of you don’t have this mind
Raphinha is playing for Brazil today but No Barcelona Fan is supporting Brazil to do well in the world cup because the dislike for Vinicius is greater than the love for Raphinha😭
In the wake of the tragic killing of a woman and her children in Kano State, an incident that sent shockwaves across Northern Nigeria, I made this video (entirely in Hausa) to share my thoughts on how the people of Arewa should respond to the challenges affecting our region.
We need to move beyond blame games and focus on meaningful action and accountability.
Please feel free to share your thoughts and contribute to the discussion. Cc @MustapherSaeed@Abbahtemper@Lonnewulff@el_bonga
I need every Nigerian to retweet this and contribute to the cause of saving Maryam’s life, she’s diagnosed with Tetralogy of Fallot with Polycythemia.
She’s currently at ABU teaching hospital SHIKA receiving primary attention.
@Supheey I bought 12.5kg cylinder of gas for about 20k this earlier today and to this moment I am wondering why people are not camped on the streets protesting. I don't understand!
Instead of taking the fight to them, making the bush a living hell for them, you want them to openly surrender their arms and repent. We are not ready in this country.
The last set of Human rights lawyers that came to lecture us couldn’t handle the heat, couldn’t answer the questions thrown at them by officers. Officers are lost everyday and yet terrorists have the right to live. How does that make sense?
Kuna gani dai, su vdm, ko 100 mutane ba'a sace musu ba amma sunyi hitting street to protest. Mu kuwa sace mutum 500 at once is just a normal day. Amma da yan arewa basu da aiki, zuciya ta mutu da tsakar dare suka slapa gidan wasu don yin gulma da munafurci. Allah ya kyauta.