、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ever⠀had⠀your⠀𝗮𝘀𝘀⠀𝙺𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳⠀by⠀a⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀t͟w͟e͟l͟v͟e⠀year⠀old⠀with⠀an⠀𝑖𝑛ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑟 .ᐣ

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

https://t.co/eQmRV6fomO

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ no, no, trust me. i’m part of the
⠀⠀ avengers. would a little boy ever lie
⠀⠀ to you—-waaait a minute.
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ I AM NOT YOUR MINI-ME. YOU’RE
⠀⠀ MY MINI-ME. DON’T EVER SAY THAT.

⠀⠀ and chill out, i’m not a spy. just a
⠀⠀ mercenary who’s hungry.
⠀

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ´ ᅠᅠᴹ̲ᴱ̲ᴸ̲ᵀ̲ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ＊ ᅠᅠ﹑ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽. @armoredpetal]

ᅠ
liar ﹗ you’re a mini me and they
wouldn’t even let REGULAR sized
me join.

…. aiden potts. please don’t
be a spy sent to kiII me, or something.

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ if you know the avengers, you should
⠀⠀ know me too, y’know ﹗ very hurtful.
⠀⠀ i’m like, the BEST avenger out there.
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ i’m wade wilson, by the way.
⠀

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ´ ᅠᅠᴹ̲ᴱ̲ᴸ̲ᵀ̲ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ＊ ᅠᅠ﹑ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽. @armoredpetal]

ᅠ
avengers .ᐣ you know them .ᐣ i do.
they’re like, my old babysitters.

i’m not supposed to say a lot to randos.
definitely not my clone.

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ woah, let’s not get too ahead of
⠀⠀ ourselves, yeah ﹖ despite having a
⠀⠀ multiverse, i refuse to believe that
⠀⠀ there’s another awesome avengers
⠀⠀ kid like me.

⠀⠀ who even are you anyway ﹖
⠀

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ´ ᅠᅠᴹ̲ᴱ̲ᴸ̲ᵀ̲ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ＊ ᅠᅠ﹑ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽. @armoredpetal]

ᅠ
are you?! ME?

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ another handsome fellow, but i gotta
⠀⠀ saaay i’m kinda handsome-r than ya
⠀

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ´ ᅠᅠᴹ̲ᴱ̲ᴸ̲ᵀ̲ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ＊ ᅠᅠ﹑ 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽. @armoredpetal]

ᅠ
wha…

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ @armoredpetal 🤨
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀i am twelve, lady. no cigarettes for me.
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒸age͜͡d ‍┈ ‍ ! @CAGEALlCIOUS]

yeah , don't forget dessert .

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ i need my protein.
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒸age͜͡d ‍┈ ‍ ! @CAGEALlCIOUS]

and chopped weenies apparently ?

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ BUT YOU’RE ALREADY SO TALL,
⠀⠀ I NEED MY MILK.
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒸age͜͡d ‍┈ ‍ ! @CAGEALlCIOUS]

SHARE ?

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ yummy so good for my tummy﹗
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀good morning to the most beautiful,
⠀⠀strongest, fan–favorite, amazingly
⠀⠀awesome, handsome, marvel jesus,
⠀⠀and best deadpool aka me 😌↕️
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ take the #L and leave, omega.
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀oh honey i am so not threatened
⠀⠀by you ... marvel wouldn’t touch
⠀⠀you with a ten foot pole. you’re just
⠀⠀mad that i have rizz, and last time i
⠀⠀checked, you don’t have rizz. so 🧏🏻
⠀⠀looks like you’re the one who’s
⠀⠀panini pressed.
⠀

[astro 💫 @themechantisms]

he/him but in a pretty princess way

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

@merceredss https://t.co/5xwlbAw8Bi HES SUCH AN ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT IM SO SORRYYY 😭😭

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀⠀ you’re so panini pressed ... 🤭
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
〝 calm down, juliet, your romeo isn’t
⠀dead yet. can you take your knee
⠀off my chest and let me apologize to
⠀you properly﹖my suit does not go
⠀well with sand, it’s super
⠀uncomfortable. 〞
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀𝕿he sudden embrace caught 𝖜ade
⠀completely off guard. it was usually
⠀h͟i͟m who expresses physical
⠀affection, like the 𝒖sual side hug and
⠀𝒑layful blowing of kisses into the air,
⠀but 𝓳uliet 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 o͟n͟c͟e reciprocated it.
⠀

[、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ @suppertimespank]

⠀
⠀looking up into the scorching sun’s
⠀rays, he let out a smile seeing how
⠀the other was apparently so worried
⠀about him. how touching. he feels so
⠀wanted —- which is a 𝓯irst﹗

⠀𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 ... did she just say she was
⠀worried﹖ 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗛͟𝗜͟𝗠﹖
⠀