Who cares about LPs anyways? ❤️
Just let your opposite lane daddies use you to reach the top of the ladder while you live with the disgusting inters in iron❤️
Fuck your MMR just got a couple of seconds of attention❤️
-15 LP
-20 LP
-30 LP
"How do you even lose to Lillia mid? Now we can't play the game.. GG no mid"
Sorry team but she deserves the LP more than any of you❤️ don't forget to report me after for inting❤️
Ghhh....
Stupid enemy ADC always picking broken characters...💓
Meanwhile I have to pick a D- tier character and watch as I'm being denied XP and farm all game...
GG no jungle!
Objectives? Farming? Helping your teammates? Who gives a shit about am I right feeder?
All it matters is you have fun right?
And this is your way of fun! Not your fault your teammates are boring! So buy more stuff to get you faster and rush down every lane until it is ruined!
"Look at this idiot! He's iron! Lane is basically won already...💓"
10 minutes later
"GKKK I'm sorry daddy for trying to play a lane I don't belong in! I'll be your obedient healslut next game! You deserved to win more than me!"
Do I have any hate fappers~? Anybody who lurks at my account wishing they would defeat me instead~?
Sure you are higher rank than me and better at the game~
But who gets you crazy horny and obedient when I insult you in DMs, take your cash, and tell you to go 0/20 on your main~
This is how I treat the enemy carry 💓
He's so much better than me, he deserves to be worshipped eventhough be couldn't stop saying horrible things about me in all chat💓