Jake Cauchy-Fein

technical dilettante, recovering reactionary, mild optimist. 4% German

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

ruh roh

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Friend whos entire thing is saying perverted shit constantly: Guys i think im asexual

[Wittmayer @mrwittmayer]

True but this is basically every Israeli imo. I saw Israeli comedy once, a boisterous ars wearing a comically-large Jewish star necklace who framed political statements as jokes. Strong roots in the land sapping a people of its humor is my Veblenesque theory of comedy, the same reason why the Germans were so mad at the Jews and so unfunny. But Israelis are goyim, Ryan Gosling talks about this.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

The obvious solution is that if an illegal alien has kids in the U.S., you deport the parents and raise the kids in some sort of ultra-patriotic super-soldier program.

[Dexter, Melanie Hue Carbine's strongest soldier @TheKircheis]

@Suppose_Not I had great success with that one

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

What if you make them listen to “Heir to the Empire?”

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Women when they have to listen to an educational history podcast instead of an audiobook where they get raped by a sexy vampire…

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

okay but hear me out

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @__Injaneb96]

Buckle up for another episode of @sircalebhammer.
A die-hard Candace Owens fan sits there, and delivers this brain rot:

"Charlie Kirk is not dead",
"In the video where he gets shot, it wasn't actually him, it was a hologram."

Then she goes on a tangent about Erika Kirk:

"His wife Erika is in on it".

"She [Erika Kirk] has got ties to child trafficking... she was kicked out of a country for it. She was doing adoption work for little kids that don't have parents and they were going missing."

"She was basically his [Charlie kirk] handler. Either he found out about her bullshit.."

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

I agree an Executive Order couldn’t change the law this way, but Congress absolutely ought to be able to construe the 14th amendment.

“No, that would be stretching the 14A’s text beyond any reasonable interpretation! Madness!”

Okay, what do you see in the 14A?

“Gay marriage”

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@credenzaclear2 That’s just cuz the girls moisturize.

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

Neil Gorsuch: “I wish no harm to undocumented families. My enemy is EHC.”

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@atlanticesque @SaladBarFan lmao at Gorsuch: “the tourist and student visa kids need to leave, the undocumented kids probably get to stay”

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@atlanticesque @SaladBarFan lmao at Gorsuch: “the tourist and student visa kids need to leave, the undocumented kids probably get to stay”

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

He made catching Communists cringe because he said he knew who were the Communists when he did not in fact know who were the Communists.

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@GilberteDSL Do it, post results.

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@d08890 @ChrisExpTheNews I was memed into trying the series out by the TikTok edits going around.

Halfway through the first book, and it brings me no pleasure to report that you’re both correct.

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@d08890 I believe they made a movie about this

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

The daimyo's thugs holding a spear to my back and forcing me to step on a picture of Admiral Thrawn

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

You guys are kinda cranks, though

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

The talk was about a mystery:

It costs $5-$15 million dollars to endow a Chaired Professorship. Say in Demography (immigration), Virology (virus origins), Public Health (vaccine safety, nudge, noble lies), Evolutionary Theory (gender), Political Science (color revolution technology), Near Eastern Studies (Islam as colonial empire), Economics (asset taxes), etc.

Yet our anti-woke Billionaires have not figured out that they alone can REWARD the academics like @MartinKulldorff or @jordanbpeterson, @BretWeinstein, @HeatherEHeying, @peterboghossian, @ConceptualJames, etc by reinserting them with no teaching duties and gorgeous housing / vacation homes and discretionary funds. Imagine 25 academics with giant huevos reinserted back into Oxford, Harvard, Cambridge, Princeton present in every faculty meeting empowered to blow up the woke Mind Virus where it breeds. Imagine if every university learned the lesson that heroic behavior was actually admirable and REWARDED? Duh??

God this is so dumb.

Similar for journalists and editors at newspapers.

Yet…Something is wildly wrong with our billionaire/Trillionaire class. This is one of the most effective ways to destroy the revolutionary mental illness by REWARDING the academics who along with their families paid with livelihoods, pensions, their names, academic access.

Our tech/financial billionaires are mysteriously not yet serious. They don’t want to share almost a drop of wealth with the true heroes in my eyes to finish the job and put sane people back into the madhouses to make miserable the lives of those poisoning our society.

But calling on Billionaires to stop being woke-cowed may not be popular. So my talk still is not up days after the closing address was published.

This is about a collosal failure of imagination by those who could afford to finish the job but refuse to take on the Covert Operations group technology that is behind the woke revolution inflicted on US/UK.

What the heck is wrong with our billionaires? I assume it has to do with how many have the IC (and covert operations complex) as a client. This is so simple. I know what they talk about at dinners. This is the way to hunt woke by showing that it CANNOT DRIVE SANE ACADEMICS INTO PRECARIOUSNESS.

I am pushing for the talk to be released. It is not like any of the other talks.

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@nullpointered worse than the SS

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

“sentenced to an eternity of plucking your AirPods out of the case and realizing one of them didn’t charge for some reason”

[Jake Cauchy-Fein @Suppose_Not]

@no2monkeypox @paul_hundred you know exactly which long-serving prime minister and international war criminal is preventing…