Ali Khamenei

Grand Ayatollah Sayyid of Iran, I enjoy ruling with unlimited authority and playing with kittens.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Man 'plummeted 60 feet to his death while distracted by cell phone' https://t.co/Xu54iKBdcr via @MailOnline

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

It's been a few years since I've Tweeted. I was busy running the country & generally repressing people, but lately I'm feeling lose.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Did that fucking Mubarak not see anything I did? WTF? Seriously, letting the people protest?

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Never you infidels, a pox on your children! RT @Twitter_Tips: Twitter to get Nobel Peace Prize? http://ow.ly/gJru #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

@yigalkahana Bin Laden was not elected; I was. I am the Supreme Leader in luxury, and he poops in a cave. MANY differences. #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

@revmagdalen And that damned Twitter! We try to stop but cannot. ARGH. Should've bought Twitter block thru Nokia. #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

I have now declared election results like 5 times. Why do people still question me? I hope more clerics do not oppose me. #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

I am Shiite, he is not. RT @yigalkahana: The diff btween Khamanei & Bin Laden is Kham dictates a country & bin Laden doesn't. #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Of course! RT @petere328: The Immaculate Election: No need for people to vote. “A divine assessment” according to Khamenei.#iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Yes, hence my title. I must know best! RT @RTiran: In essence, khamenei has become just another politician, albeit the most powerful one.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Allah farts in your face, infidel! RT @hosein90025: this is not sand storm, this is God's fart in answer to Khamenei.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Lies-it is foreigners who kill bassij! RT @teresasmith111: @alexapena 'some kill the bassij' It's the other way around U fuck! #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

A friend! RT @nevaehwebb222: only arg seems 2 B tht everyone fked up in debates, the ppl spoke in the election; get over loss #IranElection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

MJ helped a fellow Muslim RT @Risher80: @realphilhendrie in all seriousness phil, i think MJ's death might have saved Ayatollah Khamenei.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Yes, why should they doubt me & trust Great Satan? RT @athenawilliams3: R Iranian people buying Khamenei rhetoric? #iranelection #tcot #hhrs

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

See- more proof of imperial US! RT @dlstx: Shame on Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. People of America are with the people of Iran.

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Oops, not friend RT @NoExpAffiliates: Atrocity & cheating will linger in memory. Soon eruption will occur. Khamenei will hang #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

A friend RT @NoExpAffiliates: Khamenei pls arrest rioters destroying property! Identify these ppl to Basij #iranelection http://bit.ly/l9MYD

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

Great Satan- Allah will continue to kill your entertaining heroes unless you stop messing with #iranelection

[Ali Khamenei @supreme_leader]

RT @Twitter_Tips: Supreme Leader discusses Iran's #1 threat: Green Twitter avatars. http://ow.ly/fEEo via @LaughItUp #iranelection