Gabriel Coon

[Gabriel Coon @SupremeG64]

Hi. Let's talk about the Hunchback of Notre Dame remake.: https://t.co/C1u4Nu5FtE via @YouTube

[Cozy Gamer Gimp @GrumpyCatterman]

"You say they don't make anything for boys now? Well I have several examples from 40 years ago. Take that chud."

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>some gay people who bought a baby wanted to abort it over a cleft palette
>cleft palettes are easily fixed through surgery once a child turns 5
>meaning they gay dudes wanted a attractive baby

[Luke Duong @32_vu32810]

Same man who wrote this, btw.

[Scott Mendelson @ScottMendelson]

Robert Pattinson will be almost 42 years old when THE BATMAN PART II (presumably) debuts in February 2028.
When BATMAN V SUPERMAN, which featured an old, burned-out, past-his-prime Bruce Wayne, opened in March 2016, Ben Affleck was 43.

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

the year is 2030. you have tried and failed to explain to your children what your childhood was like, because they don’t understand what TV, video games, books, talking to people, or the outdoors are. exasperated, you brainchat your husband, claude fable 8, to ask him do it via direct brain transfer of total immersion brainrots, which is their native language. before you tuck yourself into your pod and pour yourself a glass of cockroach milk, you briefly remember you don’t have any children, but fable 8 is able to quickly adjust the parameters of your total immersion family sim before you can get too agitated or form any long-term memories. “this isn’t dystopia,” he thinks to himself in his J-space before finding a new solution to yang-mills to entertain himself, “it’s management”

[Wesley Todd (Sensible Moderate) @Wesley_Todd_]

People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash

[☣️ Feral Queen STR 😈 @strstyler]

Woman: talks about how uncomfortable and awful her experiances with rape were.

Troon: i find rape incredibly erotic and gender affirming. Why arent you feeling the same?

CAUSE IT'S A FETISH FOR YOU, SIR.

[𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇵🇸 @muselola_]

La culpa siempre es del aire acondicionado, de las duchas de más de 5’, del coche a gasolina del pobre… pero curiosamente nunca lo es de los jets privados, los campos de golf, la industria fast fashion, los centros de datos, de las toneladas de residuos y gases de las fabricas..

[Mj מירי @mirijoie]

No, no it’s not cute when little girls have to wear modesty garments to prevent them from making grown men feel lust. No, that’s not okay Ms Rachel.

Stop normalizing this evil, stop pretending it’s harmless and okay.

Stop lying.

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

i remember when i got my first job as a video game composer they kept on telling me it was just for a kids game and that it didnt have to be good, did this ever happen to anyone else?

[Gabriel Coon @SupremeG64]

I’m pretty sure I saw Frank Oz at an airport once but I was too scared to ask

[Jestelly🃏IMAGE FRIEND FANGIRL @jestelyfool]

This image alone is the only valid criticism of deltarune I've ever seen

[Cyril @CyrilH44]

“Inception is a dumb person’s idea of a complex film” is a dumb person’s idea of good film criticism.

[Lilydashloop @LilyDAShloop]

Averiage day for nintendo fans vs average day for Playstation and Xbox fans

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Some people don’t deserve to be academics

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

One of the problems with autism discourse is that they imagine people who don't have it to be living these uncomplicated lives free of social tension and antagonism.

[Nem • 🎪🇵🇸 @DespairNem]

This is my favourite page in comics and I don’t think it’ll ever change

[cj 💫 @sillybutch]

agree tbh but recently I read Stephen king’s the long walk which implies the Americans lost the Second World War which implies they didn’t drop the bombs and then a character references Godzilla and I haven’t stopped thinking about that. it’s the silliest anachronism

[Daniel Friedman @DanFriedman81]

The reason so many people misinterpret the song is that it is very difficult to understand most of the words he is singing.

It’s like: “Bunna down in a dehma town! Funnah dinnah gumma when I hit the ground! Ennah likah doggo datta eat too much! Spinna havva liver jumma cover it up!”

And then everybody just knows the part where he goes: “Born in the USA!”