Supreme Court Haiku

Houston lawyer and Certified Cicerone® Keith Jaasma once wrote bad poetry about the Supreme Court and might again but would rather just talk about beer for now

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So I took some time off from here and now I’m a Certified Cicerone® for some reason. For reals. I am unsure if the two are related. @cicerone

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Worst Facebook post: “my son/daughter just passed his/her driver’s test so look out! He/she is likely to do the vehicular manslaughter to you!”

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@SCOTUSPlaces @johnpelwood Harsh, but fair.

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@KevinMKruse Pantera and the Wiggles

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@brewerytravels Session IPAs are ill-conceived and unbalanced. Just drink a pale ale and deal with the 20 extra calories.

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Me: Finally I can eat healthy and lose that holiday weight.

Court Reporting Service: Here is this giant bin of chocolate covered peanut brittle that I shall leave in your office kitchen.

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@smmarotta So you’re saying the curse is sometimes a blessing?

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@SBA_Matthias I���m just a boy. Standing in front of a CEO. Asking him to let me handle his trademarks.

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Hey guys maybe we should reconstitute Twitter on CB radio. Breaker breaker!

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@BoomSoMuch You apparently need an air fryer.

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@smmarotta

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@B_Palfreyman The have La Fin Du Mond at Canada in Epcot in 24 ounce cups for about the same price as other beers. Godspeed.

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@markyzaguirre I thought we were friends.

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This is probably what people felt like during The Great CB Radio Crash of 1979.

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@markyzaguirre @EricaGrieder It’s as it should be.

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Which Mastodon server do I join to drop dad jokes about Pennoyer v. Neff?

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@MLBMetrics You are the worst.

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I wonder if the Baseball Hall of Fame let the old Phanatic out of his cage to celebrate?

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This Astros-Mariners 0-0 game is the soccer of baseball.

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@smmarotta He’s not wrong.