Homer Pimpson.

“You’ve done it haven’t you, LaSalle? You went and became a vegetarian.”

[BUCHE MMA ☠️🔮 @BUCHEMMA8]

Stop treating serial killers like MCU characters u fucking weirdos

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝓲 @noid3a_]

"Women are more emotional and tend to act less logically"

[𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝕰𝖒𝖔𝖈𝖎ó𝖓 𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐈 🇬🇭 @GhanaianSavage]

JuSt WoRk HarDeR

[hello? @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

You ever notice how some people don’t apologize? They just act normal again and expect you to forget.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Going forward, we can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

At this I age I just be like okay … & never talk to ppl again.

[DIMES @Diimees_]

people say fck you in so many ways jus gotta pay attention

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

When my brother is taking a shower and I can smell my cocoa butter vanilla scrub

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"Are you free after work?"
me after work:

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

They are pricing us out of life and y’all solution is just to lock in and make more money.

[🪷 A Harris Democrat✊🏾 @sephius1999]

This is what happens when you play with your vote and think you can vote third party or not vote at all.

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

& it better STORM after i just bought all these groceries!!!