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[durian @durian_critical]

Jonathan waving to all of his fans (none) #Survivor50

[ry @RyanNice]

enjoying the hell out of Tomodachi Life

[Trina Vega @TrinaVegaCrave]

Trina Vega has shot and killed Donald Trump.

[AT @primediscussion]

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

[kim @kimsdracula]

her husband just died smh

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

Mitch McConnell. MM. Flip it around. Wicked Witch.

[✨ z ✨ @supzane]

@caybellcampla Face card never declines!!

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

I flew through LaGuardia this morning and when I went to take my shoes off the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something completely unexpected

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Unblocked Elon just for today idgaf

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Going to a job interview when you’re bald is wild like yeah I wanna work here oh and btw here’s my scalp

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

i don’t want to go into the new year on bad terms with anyone. if i hate you please die by january 1st

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

To be clear I judge all Trump supporters. I don’t care what excuse you give for voting for him.

[Jon Savoy @JonSavoyiSwear]

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Opening day of zucchini season

[tilly 🦌 @lottieshat]

white people when there’s coleslaw at the fourth of july function