Suraj randheer

Business analyst & Photographer

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@elonmusk It was very healthy before you took over. Now it is in ICU

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Dudes will take one pic in a suit and start talking about success

Bro just go to the wedding.

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Wealth does not guarantee happiness, but poverty basically guarantees problems.

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There are 2types of relationships.

People who are in love but not together
People who are together but not in love

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I took the Covid vaccine today💉

For the vaccine to start working, should I post the pictures on Social media or does it work normally?

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Women never dress up to impress man, they dress up to irritate other women.

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Bruh you stalk your ex, I act like mine passed away.

We're not the same.

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Listening to your girlfriend is like reading Terms and Conditions. You understand nothing but still agree.

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@AmazonHelp @Manmeet99298736 Waiting to see the telugu version

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Before the camera was invented, no one had seen themselves with their eyes closed.

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Hey SIRI, how do I always mess it up with women?

Um, this is ALEXA 😏😂

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As of 2010, there are 500 lakes in Hyderabad
As of 2018 it is just 169 lakes

I know where to find missing 331 lakes. They are on the streets of Hyderabad

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As of 2010, there are 500 lakes in Hyderabad
As of 2018 it is just 169 lakes

I know where to find missing 331 lakes. They are on the streets of Hyderabad

#floods #HyderabadRains #hyderabadfloods

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As of 2010, there are 500 lakes in Hyderabad
As of 2018 it is just 169 lakes

I know where to find missing 331 lakes. They are on the streets of Hyderabad

#floods #HyderabadRains #hyderabadfloods

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What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

White begins, "once upon a time,"
Black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

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Girls will look gorgeous the entire year with or without makeup and ruin it on their birthdays with some strange makeup

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If dentists make their money off of people with bad teeth

why should I trust a toothpaste 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?

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@deepikapadukone @Variety May be our production department has given you lot of hype.

You will be playing a second heroine role in this movie. We have 2top telugu stars & you 😅

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@deepikapadukone @Variety Person who directs the movie is telugu
Producer who pays you, is telugu
Main star in this movie is Telugu

Infact most of the crew members are Telugu. Communication will be in English as most of them don’t speak Hindi.

May be you should accept the facts & let your pride away.

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If we remove ‘Auto’ mode from DSLR’s

More than 60% will remove ‘Photographer’ from their Bio