suraj

Part time sailor full time depressed
self aware woke comedian.

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Always thought I'd live a minimalist lowkey life until I traveled by unreserved class in Indian railways, fck minimalism luxury is the only way to go

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Time to buy the dip

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After a year of digital detox I'm back to educate you zionists, imbeciles mouth breathers.

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I cannot for the life of me imagine why does one have to pay gst on health insurance? Healthcare inflation is already rising at 10-14%, instead of subsidizing this we have to bear the weight of added taxes? How does this make any sense?

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Watching indias batting order collapse is all the pre workout I need.

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No matter what anyone says I will never move on from henry cavil as superman or witcher.

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Does anybody know how I can change my religion or better nationality to jassi bhai. serious replies only.

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Nobdy is going to vote for your party thinking ' oh wow his royal Enfield is so loud and his rash riding is what I need in my next candidate'. Even if your after market exhaust isn't quiet at least ride responsibly.

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@DefektivePotato Is it really misogyny if I ask a certain sex to cook and clean for me.

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Guys you need your woman to treat you the way your bro treats you.
Impromptu dates, banter, very sexual jokes(idk if they are jokes tbh), paying for brunch, planning dates. Don't settle for anything less.

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Only Karan from chain kulli ki main kulli can help us win the BGT at this point.

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Hop on gear* 💉

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Time to switch gears💪

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Indian fitness influencers going crazy cause jeff nipard got jumped(very sad)..where were these guys when rajat dalal hit and bullied a kid?

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This is GOLD! Big corporates making you feel guilty about your carbon footprint.

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What I have noticed about media and podcasts in general is women get asked about their relationship status their, or something sexual in nature whereas men of the same field get asked about aspirations, goals etc. very subtle sexism at its finest

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Handsome hote hote reh gaya.

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That Neo moment when your mom tries to slap you and you dodge all of her combos. Woman try a different combo once in a while.
Float like a butterfly sting Iike a bee.

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For real 😌..

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Never has India mourned the death of an industrialist with such vigour. One of the greatest philanthropic individuals the world has seen or ever will see. I hope we do get to live the dreams he saw for the future of India.
Ratan Tataji, Thank you.