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in the crib tryna find the bpm

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

I am begging women to please stop giving children to men whose bloodline should have ended 7 generations ago.

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Bezos found enough pocket change to stuff $28 million into Melania’s purse, but not enough to bring his war correspondents home before eliminating their jobs.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

[Amir @boyists]

It’s vintage forever 21 but ok

[hope ❁ @hopegabrielleee]

i love cussing, having sex, gay people, smoking, abortions, reality tv, and being single w no kids

[‎ً @lewcedes]

i doubt either of them could fix my computer tbh

[vish @ayobrinabot]

what if you had A JOB and you fell in love with your CO-WORKER who is also a massive LOSER and you had BIG BROWN EYES

[🌞 @surcasm_]

active on twitter again #DownBad

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

Me when I get feedback at work

[Grey @greyroser]

The U.S Holocaust Museum comes out as pro-genocide

[edadz 🌟🌺 @estherdadaxoxo]

This is how I smile when I crack my friends up by saying something outlandish too

[Sharaab Singh @metr0politics]

Pro tip you should probably choose another monument that doesn’t have a plaque that says “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

FYI: This is drag.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Actually this is exactly what we should do

[🌞 @surcasm_]

some of you bitches are allergic to peace and quiet and it shows

[🌞 @surcasm_]

what is the 2024 equivalent of throwing their tea in the harbor bc we need to be doing that

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

The Israelis now just openly admit they’re carrying out an ethnic cleansing campaign, after Western govts and media figures spent a year insisting that’s not what was happening.

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

mutual aid , skill share and community care. we have to learn everything we know about real survival skills, the earth, learning to build homes, growing our own food and sourcing our own water/power, meditation & communication with land. And we need to teach each other ASAP🧘‍♂️