John Realman

MS born, long-time Twin Cities guy. Easily amused.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

Knicks gear everywhere, bori flags everywhere, brazilian flags everywhere this might be the greatest saturday in NYC history

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Yeah like, I’m not gonna let my son get raked through coals. If you had the power of the presidency you’d pardon your kid too lol

Not even from a tactical standpoint, why would I let that happen to my kid lol

[Union @yumtapwater]

Maybe your cat is meowing because it wants to move to Minnesota

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Also that straight women really are nowhere near as superficial as incels say we are. If we were, he’d have legions of fangirls, and yet he doesn’t. Because he sucks. Turns out we really were telling the truth on caring most about personality!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

*Thursday Night Football, Jets and the Browns are playing. Score is 2-3 in the 4th quarter*

Announcer:

[PennyC @PennyCarrigan1]

People, please call your Repub politicians & raise hell. They've hidden an amend in a wildfire bill that allows them to get rid of the roadless law that stops them from mining, logging, road construction, and the selling of 59 million acres of our nat'l forests & Parks. Stop them

[Haloway @AHaloway]

I'm sorry if this sounds extreme but mass deletion of information online should genuinely be illegal. as a society we cannot tolerate the notion that any and all knowledge that is created can just be permanently expunged and inaccessible. Like yes it is that serious

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The amount of people who think the money plutocrats own doesn’t come from anywhere in particular is really unbelievable to me. Just being a whole fully formed adult with no concept of how the world they live in functions.

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i hate what we’ve done to nerdiness. the average nerd isn’t even smart now they just like slop. they watch long youtube videos where someone explains obscure star wars expanded universe lore and half the time the guy in the video didn’t even read it he’s just reading wookiepedia.

[roshan @rhymewithocean]

honestly bringing the world cup to a bunch of college towns was a stroke of genius. no better representation of US sporting culture

[onion person @CantEverDie]

its blackpilling that when you hit a certain point of wealth the economy becomes entirely fake and you gain more power than governments. something must be done

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with “go birds” in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

don't ever let the chuds running this website or our government make you forget this is the true spirit of America

they can never take this from us